Humpty Dumpty

Cold caller: Hello, are you the owner of this house? Me: Well, it’s not really a house. Cold caller: Oh, is it an apartment then? Me: Well, no. It’s more of a dwelling. Cold caller: A dwelling? Me: Well, more of a straw hat. Cold caller: Oh — “click” —

It occured to me this evening that there are no instructions given in schools on how to properly jump from a moving train. This is a major oversight. The folks who come up with curriculum should be disappointed with themselves. Just to get things started, I present this hypothetical math question. Keep in mind, this…

I was chatting with my friend Don the other day, and sent him a witty joke about blind carbon copy.

Since we’re on MovableType now we offer the opportunity to develop more of a community here on BrainFuel. With each post you can feel free to post your own comments. What sites to share? Don suggest Animusic.com but I think not, any of you ever see that? PBS frequently uses it as bumpers between shows…

Five years ago when I had a real job I woke up early one morning and came into the office. I had prepared a couple of fun April Fools pranks which I had for some reason decided to pull in the middle of winter. Those who know me probably have figured out that this is…

From the BrainFuel archives we have this great explanation of how a guidance missile works. Enjoy!