Build a Beard Workshop

Got this from Gary: “I did not get what I envisioned” from the project, the senior official acknowledged. But he said the F.B.I. today had a better understanding of its computer needs and limitations as a result of the effort. “The lesson we have learned from this $170 million is invaluable,” he said. An unnamed…

Let’s start a story… Walter walked across the street towards the grocery store. He saw Susie and waved but she didn’t see him. Just then…

I just carried a tire and wheel 2.4 miles because all of my friends were asleep and couldn’t pick me up. Ugh. Other funny titles I considered for this post: “Where are the good Samaritans? Sleeping” and “Things you’re not supposed to carry 2.4 miles.” In other news, the Discount Tire web site is pretty…

Well, Bob has had more than a week to respond and I’ve been pestering him every day about his apparent lack of concern for anything unrelated to barbeque. Needless to say I did catch up with him. He agreed to answer only one of your questions and so I had left it up to him…

“Clams are tasty but it’s not one of those things you wake up in the morning and say ‘Boy I wish I had a bowl of clams to eat right now!’” – The next day remembering my Italian dinner at Prontos. “Check it out!!! I’m Mr. Incredible!” – Showing my friend my new buddy icon…

The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft…