Pistachio splinter

I have a splinter in my thumb that I got while eating a bunch of pistachios. Isn’t that dumb? I mean, of all of the things I could get a splinter from, it’s a stupid little nut. I’ll just tell everybody I was building a deck this weekend and got a splinter. That sounds better.

3 responses to “Pistachio splinter”

  1. I heard you really got your splinter from saving a little girls kitten that climbed a tree next to power lines. The power lines make it impossible for the fire trucks ladder to get close enough to reach the kitten so you had to climb the tree yourself…thats just what i heard…

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