“Clams are tasty but it’s not one of those things you wake up in the morning and say ‘Boy I wish I had a bowl of clams to eat right now!’” – The next day remembering my Italian dinner at Prontos.

“Check it out!!! I’m Mr. Incredible!” – Showing my friend my new buddy icon on AIM.

“I think web designers should be paid like sports professionals.”

“You can’t save earth.” – To my dad when explaining that you don’t need to save settings when exiting Google Earth.

“All of the hurricane refugees must be sports nuts” – Thinking about the fact that they’re staying in multiple stadiums.

“You wanna hear a bad company name for a software firm? Stone Age Software.”

“For the bus and everyone on it.” – me and a friend gabbering about how we should make an iPod that’s the size of a laptop and uses swappable regular hard drives.

“What is it about Alpalca farms? They’re popping up everywhere!”

“Whales have a very weird sense of humor.”

“Mole Power To You” – During a game of volleyball against the Gophers (I was on the Mole team which won I might add)

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