For sale: My used time travel equipment

I’m selling my time travel machine.

All this talk of time travel has burned me out on the subject, and so I’ve decided to sell my time travel equipment. Stunning, I know.

It’s used but still works and the polish is coming off but you can probably go down to the auto store and have them buff things up for you. Please make an offer and leave your opening bid in the comments. I can deliver pretty much anywhere, and um, anytime.

Auction ends at midnight today. Terms and conditions apply.

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