Desert Island


If you were marooned on a desert island and you could only take one thing, what would you take? Oh, and you are 5,000 miles from the nearest mainland.


14 responses to “Desert Island”

  1. a 300billion litre canister (with tap) of chicken noodle soup using alphabet shapes for noodles – not only would it provide water but also carbs (noodles) and im sure that with 300billion litres i could live for a long time, and being able to collect letters to write noodlenotes would be entertaining… it would also provide handy shade and i could dig under it and create a cave for shelter, if it became partiually empty i could use it as a boat!

  2. When Chris asked me this question, I said, “satellite phone”, too.

    However, on second thought, I have decided that I would rather have a fully fueled and loaded ship.

    Yup. That’d about do it.

  3. I would have to say a leatherman…or….a single unroasted coffee bean to plant and grow more…and roast them…and eventually start a pretentious island coffee shop chain where we charge like 8 coconuts and hour for wifi. Cause face it, I’m not going anywhere.

  4. I would have a fully loaded house, cause why the hell would i wanna leave my own island, Isn’t paradise where everyone wants to be anyways?

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