Make The President Say Things

Yesterday at the office Don made reference to how much he liked the polls at Slashdot. So this morning I decided to check it out. Wow. That’s all I can say. They’re funny. So I added it to my daily lineup and you should, too.

Boohbah? Supposedly this wacky flash site represents a new TV show for pre-Teletubbies age tots. Colorful, weird, inscrutably interactive, but lots of fun. I understand these French guys created the site.

Cold caller: Hello, are you the owner of this house? Me: Well, it’s not really a house. Cold caller: Oh, is it an apartment then? Me: Well, no. It’s more of a dwelling. Cold caller: A dwelling? Me: Well, more of a straw hat. Cold caller: Oh — “click” —

There’s no way to win with the office lottery pool. Unless you win win. Tornado shares office space with a couple of other companies and so we have our typical daily water cooler chit chat. “Hey Chris, are you in?” “In what?” “The lottery!!” “Oh, what lottery?” “The one that’s hit 200 million dollars! Duh!”…

The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft…

If I had a convertable it would be a lot of fun to try this out. Run and jump into your silver Mini. After you’ve jumped press the 7 key and you can do a cannonball right into the drivers seat! Awesome!