The world was a better place when people loved and enjoyed candy canes. Gone are the days when people enjoyed the fine delectable sugars only found in a candy cane. Pure sugar! But where have these people gone to? Today, nobody eats candy canes! Instead, they are strung on Christmas trees, passed out as parting gifts, but never consumed.
My friends, I do believe the simple candy cane has been passed over.
Perhaps even abandoned.
The only thing to ask is what for? Why would so many smart people decide to never eat candy canes? It must be something to do with a competing candy. There must be something even better grabbing the attention of little kids all over the country. What is it? Do you really want to know? Do you ask sincerely? Well my friends. I think I know.
Shhh… it’s a secret.