We’ve been having a lot of fun lately at Tornado with Russian reversal jokes.
If you’re not familiar with them, read the Wikipedia entry. They go like this:
In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In the US, you take a bath.
In Soviet Russia, bath takes YOU!!
In the US, you pity the fool.
In Soviet Russia, fool pities YOU!!
They’re worth a try!