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Russian reversal

We’ve been having a lot of fun lately at Tornado with Russian reversal jokes.

If you’re not familiar with them, read the Wikipedia entry. They go like this:

In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In the US, you take a bath.
In Soviet Russia, bath takes YOU!!
In the US, you pity the fool.
In Soviet Russia, fool pities YOU!!

They’re worth a try!

By Chris Tingom

Principal of Tornado Design, a Phoenix, AZ based web consultancy

24 replies on “Russian reversal”

In Soviet Russia, Equation SOLVES YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Problem Solves You,
In Soviet Russia, Illness Cures YOU!!!

roses are red
violets are are blue
in soviet russia,poem reads YOU!!

in the US you can get a Wii, in soviet russia WE can get YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts you!

In Soviet Russia, Hot Pockets hungry for you!

In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!

In Soviet Russia, Taxi hails YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Bush Idiot. In America, No Difference!
In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Taxi hails YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Bush Idiot. In America, No Difference!
In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, YOU!! throw shit at monkeys
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!

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