We’ve been having a lot of fun lately at Tornado with Russian reversal jokes.
If you’re not familiar with them, read the Wikipedia entry. They go like this:
In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In the US, you take a bath.
In Soviet Russia, bath takes YOU!!
In the US, you pity the fool.
In Soviet Russia, fool pities YOU!!
They’re worth a try!
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In Soviet Russia, the Russian reverses you.
I did manage to work one in at Slashdot.org
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=230383&cid=18693065
“Today is an average day– worse than yesterday, but better than tomorrow.” — Russian Proverb.
Someone needs to tell Gloria Estefan that in the US the Rhythm is Gunna Get You, but in Soviet Russia, You are Gunna Get the Rhythm!
In Soviet Russia, dog walks YOU!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BUCKET KICK YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Equation SOLVES YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Problem Solves You,
In Soviet Russia, Illness Cures YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, buss rides you.
In Soviet Russia, coaster rolls you.
roses are red
violets are are blue
in soviet russia,poem reads YOU!!
in the US you can get a Wii, in soviet russia WE can get YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, dance breaks you!
In Soviet Russia, you give dog rabies!
In Soviet Russia, road trips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
crabs get you
In Soviet Russia, the baby drops you!
I America, you get rid of hunger.
In Soviet Russia, hunger get rid of you!
In Soviet Russi, wrist cut you!
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts you!
In Soviet Russia, Hot Pockets hungry for you!
In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!
In Soviet Russia, Italian learns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Taxi hails YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Taxi hails YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Bush Idiot. In America, No Difference!
In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Taxi hails YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Bush Idiot. In America, No Difference!
In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, YOU!! throw shit at monkeys
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, T comes after U!
Nice Oasis reference for Dont look back in anger:
In Soviet Russia, Anger Looks back on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road hits you!
In Soveit Russia, Kitten huffs YOU!