“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan.” — A. Whitney Brown (via Gary)
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger, and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.” — Lynda Montgomery (via Gary)
“Those who don’t do anything are always the ones who try to put you down.” – Henry Rollins
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby
“Don’t tell me you want a bridge, show me the canyon!” – Guiseppe Delena, Ford Motor Co.
“Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.” – Warren Buffett