I’m going to start a story and everyone should post a single sentence in the comments that continues the story… And don’t worry, this is the only time I’m planning to do this. You can post as often as you like.
There was once a guy named Rudolph and he was walking down the road one day when. . .
28 responses to “Once upon a time…”
“… He suddenly remembered that he had left the water running in the bathtub at home.”
“At once, he stopped and began to turn around when suddenly…”
“… He saw a giant beaver with green teeth, a punk hairdo, and a 17-inch G4 PowerBook, charging at him…”
Whipping out his trusty IBM laptop, Rudolp challenged the giant beaver to a hacking duel. Luckily for him, the giant beaver only used his mac to listen to music and organize photos, so he had no clue how to hack into the IBM laptop. Humbled and defeated, the giant beaver grumbled off, leaving a greasy trail of sludge behind him.
That’s when Rudolph saw a family of squirrels in the forest…
“…not having a lot of time since he had to get back to stop the running bathtub water, Rudolph grabbed 3 of them, tucked them in his underwear, and hurried home.”
“…Unfortunately for him, they were rabid squirrels.”
“…So Rudolph ran all the way home and ran in the door, and dove into the bathtub…”
Click here to see what one of the squirrels looks like.
“… But then disaster struck! Rudolph could not find his rubber ducky. He grabbed a towel, wrapped it around his waist, and searched throughout the house for his favorite bath-time companion. After he looked around for a full five minutes, it finally struck him—’The BEAVER took my rubber-ducky! This means war!’ he cried valiently, and after putting all his clothes back on, he ran out the door unwashed and furious!”
“…Meanwhile, at the Beaver family home, pappa beaver was telling his kids a bedtime story… in the middle of the day!!!”
“…and that’s when the dam broke”
“… Then suddenly, Rudolph broke down the door, pointed his bony finger at the beaver who he assumed had stolen his rubber ducky, and screamed ‘Give me back my rubber ducky, you tree-eating cretin!’”
“The water gushed and flowed down the stream and a torrent of logs led the way…”
“…The beaver family, along with Rudolph, was never seen again”
“…the only survivor being the yellow ducky.”
“…which wasn’t actually made from rubber at all”
“…it was made of…”
“duct tape, titanium, and… living flesh..”
“The little duck could talk…”
“…but it chose to merely quack, since that’s what everyone expected it to do.”
“quack, quack”…
“…Then all of a sudden, Bigfoot came running along, and by an unfortunate accident, stepped on the poor little duck. Unfortunately for Bigfoot, that is, because, since the duck was made partially out of titanium, Bigfoot injured his right foot, and had to spend a month in the hospital…”
“…So many people came to the hospital to see Bigfoot that they had to open a special wing just for him. Bigfoot signed a contract for a movie and is currently writing a book about the ordeal.”
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*insert comment* This storyline will stand forever as a testament to the collectively creative minds of everyone on this forum. Either that, or we all just have ADD really bad! haha