I have been receiving so many phone calls from companies wanting to set me up with credit card processing. They all begin their calls asking “does your business accept credit cards?” I try to play with them to see how good they are at staying on script and here’s two of the ways I responded today:
Answer #1: You know what, I woke up this morning thinking just the same thing. I don’t know! Do you know?
Answer #2: Actually we only take goats and cheese for payment.
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hahahah that’s hilarious! man. that sounds like fun i want to try it now.
You crack me up. Now I know what you do with your spare time.
The next time they cal, just tell them you run an illegal gambling operation and you would be interested if they can assure you that it would assist you with your money laundering.