I have been receiving so many phone calls from companies wanting to set me up with credit card processing. They all begin their calls asking “does your business accept credit cards?” I try to play with them to see how good they are at staying on script and here’s two of the ways I responded today:
Answer #1: You know what, I woke up this morning thinking just the same thing. I don’t know! Do you know?
Answer #2: Actually we only take goats and cheese for payment.