“You should know better than to drink that stuff, the acid will eat away at your stomach” she criticized me as I walked with some Dr. Pepper.
“Yeah, I know, but it’s tasty delicious.”
“You know, I use that stuff to clean my silverware.”
“Oh wow, does your silverware get that cruddy?” *
She was smoking a cigarette.
* Just for the record I made up the part where I asked if her silverware got so cruddy that she needed Dr. Pepper to clean it. It’s what I should have said! I mean, seriously, when was the last time you did the dishes?