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What exactly is UPS trying to communicate with this image on their entry page? The first thing I thought of was the freeway scene from the Matrix Reloaded… then I saw the sky and was transported to the Northeast in winter. Maybe I’m supposed to think, subconsciously, “boy, I’m glad it’s those UPS guys out…

Now this is a great idea! Stick a video camera on the back of your convertable and drive from LA to NY. It’s like a quick drive across the country.

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that. — Source unknown

Cold caller: Hello, are you the owner of this house? Me: Well, it’s not really a house. Cold caller: Oh, is it an apartment then? Me: Well, no. It’s more of a dwelling. Cold caller: A dwelling? Me: Well, more of a straw hat. Cold caller: Oh — “click” —

I’m extremely pleased to bring you the Conveyer Belt Airport. If you are unfamiliar with this concept let me quote the original question: “A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has…