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So last night I had a chance to watch the new Brian Regan DVD at some friends house. His new DVD is called “I Walked on the Moon” and I must say it’s very funny. Compared to his first CD my first reaction is that it’s neat to watch him rather than just listen. He…

I’m selling my time travel machine. All this talk of time travel has burned me out on the subject, and so I’ve decided to sell my time travel equipment. Stunning, I know. It’s used but still works and the polish is coming off but you can probably go down to the auto store and have…

I just carried a tire and wheel 2.4 miles because all of my friends were asleep and couldn’t pick me up. Ugh. Other funny titles I considered for this post: “Where are the good Samaritans? Sleeping” and “Things you’re not supposed to carry 2.4 miles.” In other news, the Discount Tire web site is pretty…

Google just hired this guy named Larry Brilliant to head up their philanthropy efforts. Now isn’t that brilliant.

Well it’s in the news so I think I’ll let the cat out of the bag. I am the proud new owner of some nice new beachfront property. There’s plenty of room for everybody and we’re going to have lobster every single night for a year and then we’re going to eat more lobster after…