Ditch Witch

On Saturday morning a truck pulled up in front of my house and a few guys jumped out and began to dig in my yard by the sidewalk. Later on, they brought this huge contraption which was the size of a small car. It said Ditch Witch and I looked it up and discovered that the company behind the product has a great looking web site. To say the least, it’s cool.


I’m pretty sure they were laying fiber optic cable. The machine basically pushes a pipe the length of the street and allows them to lay fiber cable without digging up everyone’s lawn.

By Chris Tingom

Principal of Tornado Design, a Phoenix, AZ based web consultancy

2 replies on “Ditch Witch”

Amber, how long are you going to keep up this charade? How long are you going to go around impersonating, of all things, a representative of Ditch Witch?

I know you wanted the job and I wanted you to have the job, but you and I know you just didn’t have the chops. Do I need to bring up the interview again? Jesus Christ, I mean…what do I say to my co-workers? What did my goldfish ever do to you?

Honestly, there comes a time when you just have to hang it up. The sooner you realize this, the better.

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