I eat Cheetos at parties or whenever someone else buys them. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a bag myself. Mostly because they have zero nutritional value and gosh, they’re kind of messy. They get cheese all over your hands and I like snacks that aren’t messy.

I honestly think their web site is a little over the top. It’s Flash without a lot of purpose. And why does the link to the Cheetos Store have a Segway? Huh? I looked and they don’t sell ’em.