I’m tired of all of this nonsense about “Superman Returns.” It’s like saying I’ve been away or something when I’ve been here all along. Sheesh.
Look at this headline: The Big Guy’s Back. We Missed Him.
What an insult. If they really missed me they would have asked around.
I’ll be here all day in case they want to interview me. I have a few publicity photos here in case you need any. Here’s what I think about capes.