Five years ago when I had a real job I woke up early one morning and came into the office. I had prepared a couple of fun April Fools pranks which I had for some reason decided to pull in the middle of winter. Those who know me probably have figured out that this is not abnormal. Hey, I’ll do an April Fools prank every day of the year if I knew I could get a laugh out of it.
So I show up to work at 6 am and bring my materials to pull my pranks. I say pranks because I actually had two that day. I’m there early because I don’t want anyone to know who did it. In fact, nobody ever did find out.
I have printed signs I am going to place outside each elevator door on all levels including the parking garage.
The signs say “We have just completed our Winter cleaning. Please remove your shoes before entering.” They were signed The Management.
It was perfect. You should have heard the complaints. I hid in my cubicle listening to the receptionist and HR manager. Since they got in early I could hear them in the kitchen.
“Gosh, I just can’t believe the building management. They’re getting worse and worse.”
Other people complained and refused while others calmly complied with the written request.
That is, until all of the signs came down around noon. The building management took them all down — however the damage was already done and I had conned many people into removing their shoes.
Fun times. I need to pick a building and try that again.