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Hiring: Idiot Control Officer

Years ago my grandpa and I coined the phrase “Idiot Control Officer,” or ICO for short. Sort of a play on CEO, CFO, CTO, etc. We decided someone needed to be in charge of the idiots of the world.

There is a situation in Delray Beach where an ICO is desperately needed. Here’s a quote from a newspaper article that described hundreds of sharks swiming off the beach:

A few swimmers and surfers braved the waters despite pleas from lifeguards and signs warning about the danger.

“I saw some sharks, but I tried not to fall down on them,” said Larry Marquis, a kite-boarder from Delray Beach who was in the ocean for about two hours. He said he didn’t consider the sharks dangerous and wasn’t going to miss a good day of surfing.

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