Do you have good enough hair to run for President?
Has anybody ever said to you: “Hey, you have nice hair! You should run for President!?”
How much time do you spend on your hair every day? I spend enough time so I don’t look like an idiot. Which equals about 5 seconds.
Some Presidents with good hair:
John Kennedy and Ronald Reagan. Notice how Kennedy KNEW he had good hair? He even made it obvious in his painting.
John Adams and James Monroe. And I absolutely deny the reports that I am somehow related to Adams. It just can’t be true.
Hair that looks like it was combed with some ketchup and mayonnaise and it stuck that way:
Andrew Jackson has some major hair issues. Let’s not go into details.