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Do you have good enough hair to run for President?

Has anybody ever said to you: “Hey, you have nice hair! You should run for President!?”
How much time do you spend on your hair every day? I spend enough time so I don’t look like an idiot. Which equals about 5 seconds.

Some Presidents with good hair:

John Kennedy Ronald Reagan
John Kennedy and Ronald Reagan. Notice how Kennedy KNEW he had good hair? He even made it obvious in his painting.

Bad Hair:

John Adams James Monroe
John Adams and James Monroe. And I absolutely deny the reports that I am somehow related to Adams. It just can’t be true.

Hair that looks like it was combed with some ketchup and mayonnaise and it stuck that way:

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson has some major hair issues. Let’s not go into details.

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  1. I am personally thankful that the hair does not make the man. It’s what’s underneath.

    Does Andrew Jackson look a little like John Kerry? Somehow I would trust him more even with his Dracula hair than Kerry with his $400 styling.

  2. Yeah, I agree. After I was looking at all of the paintings on the Whitehouse.gov site it occured to me that most of the Presidents haven’t had good hair. In fact, quite a number of them should have bribed the painter. The painters were way too realistic in that component.