Caption Contest Fridays #99
It’s Friday! That means it is time for another caption contest. You know the routine… come up with a witty caption and post it in the comments. Thanks!
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“That’s right, keep looking that way. If you go into the basement, I’m going to have to hurt you.”
Hmmm…even before the divorce is finalized, she’s looking at houses with the new guy…this is going to cost me..this is going to cost me.
17TH century hutch? Wrong! That’s where my big screen TV goes….
Man: (whispering through clenched teeth) “Honey, we can’t affoooord thiiiis.”
Woman: (also whispering) “If you tell him that and ruin this, I will kiiiill youuuu.”
“Okay, this time,” began the director, who is out of the picture at the moment, “Susan and Bob can be Olivia and Sir Andrew. Harold, you be Malvolio (get him some yellow socks, someone). Oh, and Bob–lose the script.”
Ed’s rage came to a simmer as he brooded in the background. He was jealous. Very jealous. And that guy Raymond had to go and steal the woman he loved. If that’s the way things were, then neither of them were good enough for him. He pulled his right hand out of his pocket, taking a handgun with it and aimed for Raymond’s dweeby smile…
Honey, these hardwood floors are great! You know, I’d enjoy house-hunting even more if my fingers weren’t glued to my chin.
“When I got into modeling, I never thought I would be immortalized on a Real Estate stock photography disc.”
“That’s right, keep looking over there. If you notice that trailer park out the window, I just don’t know what I might do.”
“Mmmm… I love it when she strokes her beard.”
Man: “Does this house make me look rich?”
Woman: “Does this red-jacket make me look fat?”
Salesperson: [thinking]“You both just look like idiots”
…Burt Reynolds decides to explore his potential as a real-estate agent.
“… and over here we could put the compost pile!”
Secretly, Harold H. Cummings hated his clients.
Thinks: “Do I want to make the sale or do I want to see them fall through the trap door like the last couple… hmmmmmmm”
“Gee, I hope that Al Qaeda terrorist doesn’t come with the house.”
“Well I guess we don’t have to guess why the call him ‘Beans’ Bindharvi anymore.”
My wife loves to decorate, I’d just wish she would do ‘our’ house.
“Hmmm, that shag carpet is going to need to go.”
No way, if we’re gonna get this house i have to sell my Porsche…no way.
Are they laughing at me??
Looking into the full length mirror, Nancy says to her husband, “With or without the Goatee”.
“I know you’ll just love living along the Love Canal.”
“After I close this sale, maybe I’ll be able to afford that PS3 I saw on Ebay with my commission….”
WHAT ARE THEY SMILING About? This isn’t Deal or No Deal. Darn. He is so so hot to be with…her.
“That guys B.O. is unbearable” ” I know, just keep smiling, when he moves away from the door, run like hell”!
Does he come with the house to!