Caption Contest Fridays #98
It’s Friday! That means it’s time for another caption contest. Come up with a witty caption and post it in the comments (you can do more than one).
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Microsoft’s new call center opens for the new launch of Vista
This photo is patently phony.
(sorry.)
“The first ever telemarketer conference gets off to a bumpy start.”
The reason why you never win those radio station prizes!
Behind the scenes of a sex hotline!
Bottom Right: “Hey, HEY! Do we have a Joshua here? Yeah?Well tell him his mom is on the phone!”
Terrence worked long hours at his job, speaking as concisely as he could when he took a call. Sometimes the cafeteria lady at lunch gave him an extra blueberry muffin, and that helped relieve some of the stress, but the mindless tedium of telemarketing, combined with the frantic horror of constantly ringing phones, wore his nerves thin.
Occasionally, late at night, he would stare into the other corners of the office building, until his tired eyes began to see random shapes and shadows. It was on one of these nights, that he claimed to have seen the ghost of Alexander Graham Bell. He later recalled that the specter was “Clearly perceptible and unmistakable Graham, complete with neatly trimmed beard and gentlemanly pocket watch.” His buddies still contest that his vision was a result of having eaten too much Rocky Road ice cream.
“Go Daddy call center.”
Somehow, and hard to believe, the legislators lost all contact with the voters.
“John, I got a guy on the line who says he’s from the future.”
“I’ve heard of vinyl records, but I’ve never heard of MX records.”
Phone tag won out over its predecessor musical phones.
A new game: The person who finds the one ringing phone gets a prize.
“Hey boss, it’s for you. It’s the 60s calling.”
“Thompson, it’s your wife.”
“Oh, thanks. Can you put her on speakerphone?”
“Amanda Hugginkiss? I’m looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.”
“Hey, I think this guy’s calling from tech support. He wants to know if our refrigerator is running. What should I tell him?”
Man in upper right corner with two phones:
“Dude, I can totally hear myself in stereo! Woah, it’s blowing my mind! Or maybe it was the acid… what do I know, it’s the 60s.”
“Wait, was that ‘buy 1,000 shares when it hits $20 or 20 shares when it hits $1,000?”
“Is it true that if you hold this in your lap you get cancer?”
“Get me the President! This is an emergency!”
“We’re sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.”
“Uh, Ted, Where’d ya put the DO NOT CALL list.”
“Acme Technical Products, where every support person handles 12 phone lines at once.”
“Dr. Johnson, you have 15 phone calls… and they’re all angry.”
bottom right: ” Dude! I just got a great idea! Get this…..Call…waiting!”
bottom right: “Dude! I just got a great idea! Get this…… Call….. Waiting!”
Can you hear me now? Good.
Hey, I got Rumsfeld on the line. He wants to know if we’re hiring.
Correction: Hey, I’ve got Rumsfeld on the line. He wants to know if we’re hiring.
The shop before we outsourced to India…
Keep calling, I’m sure we can find a Republican that won somewhere!!!!
“Has anybody seen my phone ?”
In a act of desperation, K_fed employed a telemarketing company to vote on the Whats hot and whats a flop music poll.
At the Iranian Stock market things went crazy when there was a massive realisation that pork belly futures weren’t halal.
The studio, in anticipation of the difficulty they were to encounter, hired hundreds of people to find E.T.’s home phone number.
Guys! I swear, I heard heavy breathing on one of ‘em…
Deep in the bowels of the War Room, crack White House staffers attempt to return the calls of every country the President pissed off over the weekend.
Phil realized that T-Mobile’s “my fave 5″ plan would need further development.
Do anybody know the Ghostbusters number?
Hey guys, what’s the number for ’911′ again?
Godaddy announces the new Call center metrics.
In the near future Godaddy will be conductiong future research to see if it is possible to breed new phonemonkey with more than 2 arms the optimal result would be a human with 8 arms and 8 ears and 4 mouths to be able to compete with Ofshore competetion and raise call metrics..