Caption Contest Fridays #97
It’s Friday! And you know what that means: It’s time for a caption contest. Since John Kerry has been in the news so much recently, I thought it might be fun to have a caption contest featuring him. Have fun and please keep it clean.
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John: Hey lady, you’re in my seat!
Things haven’t been so good since the Democrats reprimanded Kerry for his remarks about Iraq. He was forced to take a second job.
Kerry serves breakfast to the members of the Retired Elementary School Teachers Association after writing “I will not demean members of our armed forces and then try to spin it off as a botched joke” 100 times on the chalkboard.
and one chicken kerry for you… and another chicken kerry for you… and…
Denied the chance to collect taxes from the American people, John Kerry now takes dinner from old ladies in church basements. “And one for me, and one for me, and one for me…”
A dedicated politician always serves the public.
Sorry ma’am, we need this food for our soldiers in Iraque.
If you can tell a joke well, you will succeed. If you botch a joke you get stuck serving chicken cordon bleu at a retirement home.
“… so he turns around, squishes the baby tomato and says, ‘Ketchup.’ Ketchup! Now, that’s a joke that…”
“Yeah, Heinz-boy, we’ve heard it.”
Caption Contest #13 – John Kerry Edition…
Caption this photo, leaving your entry in the comments. Next Thursday well announce the winners!…
“John Kerry works twice as hard for the votes of the people at Willford Retirement Community. He has to, he makes twice as many mistakes.”
The special of the day is crow, sauteed in
Heinz catchup sauce.
“Janice, how did we get stuck in a John Kerry Photo-Op?”
“Who cares, I’m just waiting for my Brain Fuel Caption Contest Debut.”
“That John Kerry guy needs ‘Depends’ for his mouth!”
“You said it, Janice!”
“Hi ladies, I have some dinner for you…”
Woman on right: “Oh Janice, I need to show you Basecamp. It’s amazing. I just upgraded to the full version and I can now manage unlimited projects. I’m using it to track my 400 sewing projects, and it’s been such a blessing.”
Woman on right: “I need to show you my new web application after lunch, it’s amazing. I was up all night coding this sweet Ajax uploader.”
Woman on right: “I got a new video card from New Egg!”
Woman on right: “I finally beet FarCry! Oh man, that was fun!”
Woman on right: “You wanna have a Halo match after lunch?”
Woman on right to John Kerry: “Are you new here?”
You know….if you worked harder in school you wouldn’t be in this retirement home…
“This isn’t what I ordered…”
“I know, but you were a lousy tipper last time…”
Woman on right: “I bought a Ford F250 last night… it’s got so much power!”
If his service here is anything like his service in Vietnam, the rest of us are going hungry!
I actually did vote for serving this to you before I voted against it.
John F. Kerry (pictured Standing)is seen in the local Rich Widows Retirement home courting the next Mrs Kerry.
“This peach cobbler was supposed to be apple crumb cake, but I botched the recipe. I hope you don’t expect me to apologize.”
“Don’t worry, I have a plan for serving the rest of you…”
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for my medications? It helps me digest my food.
John Kerry: You can trouble me for a big tablespoon of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will eat your food or I will make you eat your food. You’re stuck in my world now, grandma.
“Yes, it is crow, but I’ve already eaten plenty myself.”
Uh oh, steak. Mildred can I borrow your teeth again?
Would you have some Kerrygold butter to go with that?
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Look Martha! Mr. Kerry used his best China. The food didn’t even soak through the bottom of the plate.
Mr. Kerry, why the long face?