Caption Contest Fridays #93
It’s Friday! How did that happen? Anyways, that can only mean one thing! It’s caption contest time! Here’s this weeks photo. Please keep it clean.
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“So, ah, where’s Alex?”
“Everything was going so well until Robert tied his dog to the rocket.”
“Bob laughed and exclaimed ‘It’s not rocket science!’”
Bob (bending over) drew the short straw. It was his turn to fuel the rocket.
Take one. “Re-make – Dr. Strangelove”, Who’s going to ride? Hey Frank, you look a little like Slim Pickins.
The men of science gathered around to devise a way of keeping the rocket on the ground. Bob, who showed up late, suggested “tie it to the trailer!” – Genius pure genius!
The rocket scientist’s stare in confusion, as they try to figure out how to siphon gas from the trailer.
Wa-da-ya-mean, you didn’t bring any duck tape?
“That’s what she said!”
“So we lost the contract with NASA?”
“Yeah..something about the living area and bedrooms are too small.”
Photo Dated 1996:
pictured are Engineers from the US that helped China with their rocket program
Since the last storm knocked out the tower, the Channel 10 Weather team gather to sent their #1 guy up the check the conditions. “OK Joe, get in, and when you get to 700 ft the nose cone pops off and there ya go! We’ll be live in 5 minutes.”
Listen Jack, if you wanted to get rid of your wife, there are better ways to do it. What have you guys been smoking?
RightLinx Caption Contest #9 – Oktoberfest Gone Wild!…
Its Oktoberfest in Germany! True to our editorial standards, RightLinx gallantly endeavors to link our photo caption contest to contemporary world events….
The day they -almost- sent an orange-juice powered mechanical pencil into space. If only they’d remembered a longer extension cord…
Bring it on China!
Cliche Alert: “Our company’s been trying to jump into cyberspace for a long time. We think we’ve finally found our vehicle to do it.”
“Yup, Etta and I figgerd we’d pull a pre-emptive steee-rike on the Ill Kim Feller.”
“Whaddya mean did I charge the batteries?”
Buford and the boys gave up fishing to try their own hand at model rockets. Their first test was to determine whether rockets flew better on Jack Daniel’s Whiskey or on Miller Beer.
Note to the Public: Please Fly Your Rockets Responsibly!
Celebrating it’s 142nd anniversary, Crayola decides to send a giant crayon-rocket into space. Unfortunately, launch day turned out to be a disaster, as the engineering team (pictured) realized that they had not brought any fuel. Against Billy’s warnings, they attempted to siphon vegetable oil into the rocket…
Although they had very bravely assembled a rocket out of discarded oil pumps, George finally agreed they had lost the bet after his team realized they forgot to put an engine in it, and the Texas Aeronautics and Space Administration (TASA) was aborted.
Bob was unhappy but suppressed his anger. “Didn’t you look at the blueprints? Podracers have two engines and they’re supposed to be horizontal, not standing upright!” Bob’s team was relieved of their employment later that afternoon.
At the age of nine, little Bobby was never allowed to play with the other boys on the block. Now here he was, large and in charge. “OK fellas, just wait and see. When this thing goes off over the city, my name will go down in history books as the first man to inoculate an entire population against cooties.”
“Well I don’t know about you, but I think this plan is crazier than thirty-nine camels punching themselves in the face!”
Billy Bob and crew prepare to install their new septic tank.
“It’s a giant version of Tammy Fae’s eyeliner for the Smithsonian Institution, but we don’t know WHAT the hose is for!”
Finally we have way to draw graffiti on the space station!
…and not long thereafter Bob was on the phone with his insurance company reporting that a “tree” had fallen across the hood of his red Suburban.
Yeah, I saw it on a website… We’re gonna send it to planet Brainfuel.
Boba Fett rocketpack field test, No.1…
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