Caption Contest Fridays #92
It’s FRIDAY! This week went by so fast! I can’t believe we have another weekend upon us. Have a great weekend everybody and enjoy the caption contest. As far as I remember, this is a real photo. I saved it off once from a news article.

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I first saw this image circulating around the internet with the headline, “World Record Catfish Caught in Lake Texoma”.
Since Lake Texoma was just down the road from where I used to live (Sherman, Texas), I did a little bit of research.
Apparently, the catfish was actually caught in Italy by a guy named Lucas Van Der Geest.
Here’s the scoop.
“Mmmmm…Catfish” Homer exclaimed as he couldn’t wait to sink his teeth into the giant beast.
Damm those Snoopy poles really do work!
Holy Crap! Yeah… everything is bigger in Texas. …thats what she said.
Boat trip to the lake with your friend Beavis: $50.00 Walmart Fishing Rod: $20.00
Using your right arm as bait to catch the worlds largest catfish, Priceless!
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“The first official catfish roundup. This fish was the winner and was caught with a grapling hook and inch thick wool thread.”
“At last, we finally caught the varmint that ate our boat!”
Dr. Tyrell Hoxington (right), finds a missing link in his theorized evolutionary chain. In an interview held on Thursday, Hoxington told reporters “I am convinced that whales evolved from cats, and as you can see, I found some evidence: the giant catfish.”
Eddie Washington, bored of his pro skating career, turns to a sport of his own invention: Xtreme Fishing.
On Christmas Eve, STAY OUT OF THE LAKE.
Jaws 12
*1/2 sec clip of girl screaming as camera zooms closer*
“Douglas and Derek catch a big one using only a rhubarb as bait.”
…and to think it almost broke my Pocket Fisherman!
Taking advantage of the deserted aquarium during the Katrina disaster, Jake and Otis, swiped a large cat fish specimen and took pictures to impress Jake’s girlfriend Glenda, an avid and world champion fisherwoman. Jake, on the right, only thought about himself as Otis flounders about holding up the great fish.
“Wow, that’s a beauty.”
You think that’s a big fish?
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Look at how handsome and strong I am
Yeh, me t…ahh…woa…whoa…whoah…WHOAAAHHH! Kersplash!
Say, Clem, ya’ll think we can use the boat next time?
With a little cut,paste and image resize, Frank and Jack, were able to fool Guiness Book of World Records.
PETA supporters saving yet another fish from the cruel, cold lake.
“Hey Dad! Are you hungry? I hope so!”
Having gotten to big for the fish bowl, it was time to set him free.
one of these guys doesn’t work out.
“Fred and Tom never questioned why people were dying of disease all around the lake…but damn, what a fish!”
The scientists were amazed at the size. Bottom feeders don’t normally get this big in Democrat Territory, with all the competition for food.
Bait and boat rental: $275.00
Rods and Tackle: $425.00
Look on Frank and John’s face
when they learned Three Mile Island
is just a mile up stream: PRICELESS
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I still think we should not have used your little sister as bait.
HOLLY CAT FISH … that is the bigest cat fish i’v ever seen in my 13 years of life … lol … where i use to live you could catch cat fish the size of half your arme … 12” in lanth … ya i love fish i love everything about fish … if you want to know where you can find eals go to saint john n.b. up on maybee road … they have huge eals up there the size of your arme … they are pritte big and not fun to swim with … !!!
wow i thout i caught big cat fish but jesh!
“Pfft, and he said we’d need a bigger boat…”
tht is a big dang fish where is this ac ya
I like to know about catfish from you.
My girlfirnd has seen biger tttttthhhhhhhhiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggsssssss
wow thats a nice cat
Wow is this a real pic. I cannot believe the size of cat/magur fish?
how many lbs tht fish is