Caption Contest Fridays #91
It’s FRIDAY! Hooray! We made it through another week! Here’s this weeks photo… come up with a witty caption for the photo, post it in the comments, and win the admiration of your friends. Have fun!
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“This is going to be one hell of a podcast boys.”
Bones, Give me readings!
Mix Master Slice demos his skillz
The United States diplomatic staff, assigned to the UN, attempt sto make emergency repairs to the animatronic controls for John Boltons mustache.
“We have a bizhub?”
Microsft’s Zune version 1 didn’t go down well with market analysts.
Man on chair:
“And as you can see… if I push these buttons, droids 1 and 2 start talking to each other and droid 5 starts reading a book. Isn’t that great !!! “
Audience: “mmmmm”
After 10 grueling hours to find out why the 100 billion dollar mega computer suddenly shut down….they discovered
that someone pulled the plug out.
Houston Space Headquarters.
First manned trip to Mars
Man in front with headphones: “It’s the bottom of the nineth, bases loaded, two outs………”
I thought you said there was tape in the recorder, Frank? No, no ,no. I said we have to put tape on the wire to stop the short. Put your hearing aids in George. Now we have to start over again listening to that tedious beep from outerspace. I can’t believe it! Nine wasted hours…
“Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl – oh, are we live?”
“Well, gentlemen, we’ve run all of the computer models, and the results are conclusive. In every case the theory holds true that whoever smelt it dealt it.”
“Okay, you guys, one more time from the top. And this time, try not to suck.”
“Thats right, I updated the specs for the in-line for the rotery gurter…”
“Apple Garage Band — private beta.”
“It was the best of times, and the worst of times. Dr. Pepper had introduced his amazing new elixer and the guys at the launch command station had been drinking the stuff all day long. Suddenly, in walked the good doctor himself. During the middle of the launch countdown sequence… 5, 4, 3, 2, whoa it’s Dr. Pepper!!”
“I’m thinking about painting my kitchen this weekend.”
“Steve was the only one that forgot to wear his suit for ‘Launch Day’ and he felt really bad. Flannel just doesn’t work that well for pictures, and this was one of those photos you show your grandkids. Oh well.”
In the secrete lab of area 51, the worlds greatest scientists have gathered to answer the most enigmatic question.
- What do women want?
Why is it, every time we get ready for countdown, Lucenda jumps up and runs to the ladiesroom?
“I just don’t get it. All of this hi-tech equipment and we still can’t get the two clocks in here to tell the same time.”
“Pluto, come in Pluto, do you copy?”
Scientists try to revive Pluto.
Famous second-to-last words: “You know what would be totally cool?”
Famous last words: “What does this button do?”
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Dude, I got me a Dell.
NO! Turn the Johnson Bracket clockwise! Not counter-clockwise!
The rapid blossoming of technology could have come 20 years earlier, if only they’d had one woman to get them organized.
Fabulous captions, everybody! This was one of our best.
Two guys in the back: “Dang, I got my zipper caught again”
“…who cares,.. it’s just one bolt in space. i wanna go home, i’m tired. i mean,.. didn’t we put a bunch space trash up there before?.. and what’s one more bolt, ya know. so who wants starbucks?”