Caption Contest Fridays #90
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“Puff The Magic Dragon.”
“Nobody quite understood why, but the new deodorant application method sure had things smelling great around town.”
They tell me second hand smoke is not a cause of cancer, right?
“Guptah, you really need to go and see a doctor about that”
“The Rajad Brothers demonstrate their new cloning machine.”
Carbon Monoxide – silent but deadly.
Iraqis find the only fogger in town as they prepare for a large disco block party. This picture shows rare footage of a local doing his John Travolta imitation.
In many 3rd world countries, hygiene is very much a problem. There is a shortage of deoderants and other aerosol spray cans. Here a truck comes to town to spray the locals with a deoderizing agent. This local man named al-Fariszeemarket forgot to raise his arms. Unfortunately, they get only 1 treatment and the truck won’t return to town for a week.
An error in translation, people everywhere thought the government wanted them to get sprayed for West Nile Virus.
The new protable steamer from Ronco allows you to steam clean your clothes, and rejuvenate your skin all at the same time.
The new giant water bong was such a great success in Columbia that city officals took it on the road in Brazil promote tickets to the upcoming Pet Shop Boys concert.
Rahmudji forgets about the smoke cannon yet again.
Are you sure this cologne will get me more chicks?
The Iraqis test out their latest in germ warfare–the fartmobile. Most would rather be suicide bombers than subjects in such experiments!
“Yeah, that’s how we roll” Amad laughingly replied. “Cans of Nitrous and a fat tailpipe.”
Before the workers can remove the nest infesting Ahmed, they must soothe the bees to sleep with smoke.
“Ahmed was a heavy smoker.”
On the set of the gay Iraqi remake of “I Dream of Genie.” Samir-Ibin-Pharteen (a.k.a. Smokin’ Sam) reprises the Barbara Eden role.
Mehmet has an unfortunate Cheech and Chong moment.
THers nuthin like the smell of DDT in the mornin’
Bill and Larry attempt to suck all the cotton candy off of Ted after he fell into the machine.
“Ted was on cloud 9 all day long after Betty kissed him.”
“The special effects crew for the new James Bond, 007 flick went a little bit overkill on the cloud effects.”
Ted was in cloud 9 all day long.
Introducing the new, industrial strength cigar brand, “Truck Exhaust”
Fast and Furious 4
The latest terrorist threat in India: Suicide Bongers
It’s a lousy job, but at least I get de-loused for the walk home!
In a not so casual commentary on American freedom and anti-smoking policies in many major cities, citizens of this small Indian village are expressing their freedoms in a more than boisterous manner.
“And now, second-class citizens and gentlemen, the David Copperfield of Libia himself… Lashkar!!!”
Triple C: The Clash Caption Contest 3…
Bush and Bloviator Edition. It’s that time of the week, so feel free to leave your captions in the comment section! Winners will be announced on Friday, September 22nd! Have fun, and good luck!…
Despite numerous revisions, no one could figure out why Abdul’s portable cloaking device didn’t work. “We need a truck that doesn’t break down!” he reportedly stated. Never one to be discouraged, Abdul later shouted: “I’ll soon rule the universe!” and ran into the hills.
Oh Man, I just hate this new fuel made from pork and beans!!.
Only after the he had passed through the thick smoke that he had read the warning sign ‘Stay clear of toxic fumes’. After he came to, Mohammed, Jamal, and Habib were all laughing……Smile you’re on Candid Camel TV
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India still expirementing with “Brad Pitt” machines.
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Just more hot air from Ahmadinejad.
Jewish Cough Syrup merchant Rabbi Tussin hires local Iranians to help bring in some extra business.
“test fire”
Introducing the new public colgne.
naturally something has to replace “oxygen”
Global warming machine available on discount.
No smoking At Public places…;-)
The smoke you leave may be your own !!
American invasion?!
Iraq in India
war against health