Caption Contest Fridays #89
It’s Friday! You know what that means… it’s caption contest time! Here’s this weeks photo, leave your best captions in the comments and please keep it clean. Thanks!
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“Once Steve’s haircare budget passed his earning potential, he knew he had to take drastic measures. A message in the mirror reassured him that he had made the right decision.”
“See how I’m shaving his head, class? This way we can be sure the new tattoo will be perfect.”
Head of the Class!
Ooh! An Easter Egg!
“Albert suffered the consequences in silence. Forgetting it was bright orange shirt day was a major offence and he knew it.”
Fashion front-runner Leon makes another leap ahead with his reverse mohawk.
Buddhist monk?!! I thought this was the military!
“Now when we apply the hair to his scalp, like this….”
“Using the ancient disciplines of Jujitsu, you can see that I’ve rendered my enemy helpless with just an everyday popsicle stick.”
“Sensei, does it matter what kind of popsicle the stick came from?”
“My dear Takeyuki, in a forest of redwoods, you are truly a sapling.”
“Thank you Sensei!”
A clip from the failed pilot for “Queer Eye for the Phillipino Guy.”
Hoping to be the mySpace of the third world. This asian man has started by adverising in the good areas and allowing the rest of the space to be used for “artistic expression.”
It is rumoured that, like mySpace, this “domain” will also sell for somewhere near the $500,000,000 mark.
“MillionDollarForehead.com”
As the other oompa loompas looked on, Willie Wonka continued shaving the traitor’s head finally revealing the tell tale “NESTLES” tattoo.
See? I told you it would have turned out better if you shaved my head BEFORE tatooing! My name is Norman, not Nestman!
Come on little birdies, Your nest is now comfy!
Raymond, knowing his turn would come, was suddenly itchy.
“Mhmm, why is everybody so quiet all of a sudden ?”…
Noone else in the cargo cult was as tough as “Nestle”…
“Ahhhh thats right, that hit the spot, the only way to clear an itch!”
In America, products have contest prizes placed inside of products that are purchased by the consumer. In this far east village however, contest prizes are tatooed on the foreheads of the people. These native people are then paid before their heads are shaved. Look! This lucky contest winner has won a candy bar!
How can you call this a Contest if you never declare a winner?
The Bill’ o’ Riley cut please.
Geez, when I signed up for forehead advertising, this wasn’t in the agreement.
Asian cuisine “hair soup” still consumed in smaller towns and villages.
When I start the brain surgery, this tongue depressor will also serve as a scalpel.
We all watched in amazement as Albert made the ultimate sacrafice to make money to put food on the table for his family – lifetime advertising for Nestle.