Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #88

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:33:16 +0000

“In three words or less, why would you like to come work for me?”

“Uhhh… well…”

“Better make that last word count.”

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:32:03 +0000

NASA’s Martian Raygun Protection Goggles didn’t make it very far.

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:30:03 +0000

Surprisingly, DARPA’s invisibility device program in the mid 50’s bore the OSTRICH acronym.

Not so surprisingly, it was a collosal failure.

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:26:58 +0000

Sony’s early smell-o-vision tests were slightly less than successful.

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:24:46 +0000

“You know, if we’d have worn these DURING the atomic blast,”
“Shut it…”

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:23:46 +0000

“Can you see me now?”

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:29:54 +0000

The awkwardness between Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy was palpable…

By: CWW

CWW — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:56:41 +0000

“Hey Gene! I’m thinking of a number between one and ten.”

“I thought we agreed not to play this game anymore.”

“Come’aaaaan…”

“No.”

“Come’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…”

“…ugh. Is it… ten.”

“Nope! Wanna know what it was?”

“Not really.”

“It WAS ten!!! Hahaha!!!”

“Is it time to go out to the bunker to watch another a-bomb test yet? Because really, I’d rather be blasted with radiation than continue listening to you.”

“Hah! You kill me Gene! Lalala… I wear my suuunglasses at night… lalala…”

(gunshot)

By: Richard

Richard — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:06:53 +0000

Just a few more minutes Frank. They promised that if we kept these goggles on for 10 minutes that we could go to the company picnic this year. Didn’t you guys? I said DIDN’T YOU GUYS…?

By: SgtFluffy

SgtFluffy — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 13:22:46 +0000

Way to go Marty….

Shut up Doc.

By: Julie

Julie — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:20:53 +0000

The giant bugs trying to take over the earth just couldn’t manage to camoflage their eyes.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:30:08 +0000

“How come you get to sit next to the poster?”

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:46:25 +0000

I hate that calander… so do I…

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:39:43 +0000

D’ya think Mabel will get the hint and try out a tanning salon? Or at least wear slacks to work?

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:35:03 +0000

Before psyciatrists discovered the couch they used “chair-and-goggles.”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:03:57 +0000

“Oh wow, Bob, you’re right! I don’t see the ugly cables anymore.”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:03:01 +0000

Guiness World Record for “most uncomfortable sleeping positions.”

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:40:23 +0000

Bill and Bob try Jedi training to increase sales and earn that ever elusive island vacation.

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:38:55 +0000

Our Broncos are really starting Mike Bell at Running Back? Better put these blindfolds on. GO CARDINALS!

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:24:46 +0000

Man these telekenesis glasses are cool, I have almost managed to open these drawers… Thats nothing, I just f**ked up all the cabling and made a right mess of your desk!

By: Alan

Alan — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:22:13 +0000

How come you got a daisy on your visor?

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 17:51:19 +0000

Using cutting-edge x-ray glasses Bill is forced to look away while Bob just can’t.

By: mark

mark — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:41:02 +0000

Via means of virtual reality, men can now watch Jenifer Love Hewitt pole dance all day. This is now crippling our economy as men just sit around all day.

By: Ruth

Ruth — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:29:04 +0000

After years in the basement office Carl and Robert were thrust into the world of floresent lighting. Lucky thing they were prepared.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:53:04 +0000

Bill and Ted recover from eye transplant surgury in hiding.

By: BZ Weekend Caption Competition™: Why? Edition « BZ™: Battle Bridge

BZ Weekend Caption Competition™: Why? Edition « BZ™: Battle Bridge — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:25:08 +0000

[...] Brain Fuel is sitting down on the job. [...]

By: mark

mark — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:37:30 +0000

Nice cable work in the upper left… And I thought mine was bad.

By: mark

mark — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:26:53 +0000

We start Fitzgerald and Boldin and they start their second and third stringers and we still can’t beat them. Oh, the shame…

That’s for all you AZ boys – GO BRONCOS!!

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:25:44 +0000

“Quiet time at McCoy Brother’s Electronics, circa 1952.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:24:30 +0000

“I was thinking about Mexican food for lunch, whaddya say, Bob?”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:23:55 +0000

“This picture is one of those where you have to find the 2 things wrong with this video. In speed tests, most participants were able to easily find the two things wrong. They are: The guy on the left and the guy on the right.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:18:02 +0000

“A photograph provided by Skype showing early test runs of its new web video conferencing system.”

By: Andy Rutledge

Andy Rutledge — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:15:10 +0000

“Marco.”
“Polo.”