Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #87

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:20:24 +0000

They looked long and hard, but it seems all the sea monkeys were dead…and blame fell squarely on one man’s shoulders.

By: EBD

EBD — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:33:57 +0000

In this production still from the movie “Sideways”, Nick Nolte pours some wine into the mouth of his imaginary friend, as Paul Giamatti reacts.

By: Tracy Ewens

Tracy Ewens — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:50:19 +0000

Stop the camera! Excuse me I just drank what?

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 15:59:44 +0000

“I don’t have to take this you know, I was in Planet of the Apes!”

By: dinoh

dinoh — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:42:43 +0000

Agent 19 casually drops the secret code phrase to identify himself to his fellow undercover agent… “Was that the organic tuna with sprouts and avocado or PB&J?”

By: Gamwyn

Gamwyn — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:14:47 +0000

Only Sam knew his secret, so sometimes, when no one else was looking, Martin let his true alien nature show through the mask of his human identity. His intention was to warn this ridiculous race about their imminent demise, but Sam just thought his “alien eyes” were funny.

By: CWW

CWW — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 23:53:35 +0000

Thomas Haden Church (to himself): “Patience Thomas, patience… any day now, the USA network will call about a ‘Wings’ reunion. And then- oh yes, then- you will be a GOD among mortals.”

By: Ruth

Ruth — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:49:35 +0000

The vinyard was thrilled to have the food channel come and tape the session at their tasting gallery. But the two bozos selected from the tourist bus knew nothing about wine and Frank, on the right, was totally wiped out by the time “swish and spit” segment started and he ran out of the room and threw up .

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:27:19 +0000

“Everybody was in on the prank except for Mr. Biggleworth, who was about to have 400 gallons of wine poured onto his head. The signal was for Dr. Lorenston to tip his glass.”

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:41:36 +0000

“So you’re telling me you drink this stuff, and that night you see a LADY in the water?!?”

Just a side note but i bought my espresso machine not more than a couple hundred yards from that wine bar.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:39:55 +0000

“No, I’m serious. Wine is not a wood-cleaning solution. It’s not going to help, believe me.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:39:13 +0000

“Yes, guys, thanks to the pH testing strips on the table, we now know that wine is a basic liquid. We can, uh, move on now.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:28:47 +0000

Famed director Rudy Dickenson filming his debut documentary, People Who Pour Ammonia Out of Wineglasses Onto the Table

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:07:59 +0000

“This stuff tastes like Kool-Aid!”

By: Ruth

Ruth — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:48:28 +0000

Yes, I know there is a giant bat sneaking up behind me, but I’m more worried about this ugly woman with the hairly arms standing here and I’m going to be caught on camera with her. aughhhhh.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:21:35 +0000

Here’s an interesting fact for our viewers out there. in ancient Greece, this would be called a libation to the gods.

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:18:47 +0000

The dude on the right apparently got the hawaiian shirt day memo.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:18:19 +0000

Pssst… Dave! What’s that black shadowy thing over my left shoulder?

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:17:49 +0000

Bill and Jim examine the delicate crystal, completely oblivious to the precious contents held within.

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:16:50 +0000

“See, you have to swish it around like this. You know. To oxygenate it.”

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:16:02 +0000

“Don’t make me pour this on your stamp collection”