Caption Contest Fridays #87

21 Comments By Chris Tingom on August 25, 2006

Sorry this caption contest is beginning later in the day than usual. I left the office last night without thinking about a caption contest and BAM this happens. Anyways, I think we have a good picture for today. Give the rating system a go as well, thanks folks!

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  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin
    Rating: +6 votes
      
  • “Don’t make me pour this on your stamp collection”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “See, you have to swish it around like this. You know. To oxygenate it.”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Bill and Jim examine the delicate crystal, completely oblivious to the precious contents held within.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:17 am

  • Comment posted by Kent
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Pssst… Dave! What’s that black shadowy thing over my left shoulder?

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • The dude on the right apparently got the hawaiian shirt day memo.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am

  • Comment posted by Kent
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Here’s an interesting fact for our viewers out there. in ancient Greece, this would be called a libation to the gods.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:21 am

  • Comment posted by Ruth
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Yes, I know there is a giant bat sneaking up behind me, but I’m more worried about this ugly woman with the hairly arms standing here and I’m going to be caught on camera with her. aughhhhh.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 11:48 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “This stuff tastes like Kool-Aid!”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 12:07 pm

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • Famed director Rudy Dickenson filming his debut documentary, People Who Pour Ammonia Out of Wineglasses Onto the Table

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 12:28 pm

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “Yes, guys, thanks to the pH testing strips on the table, we now know that wine is a basic liquid. We can, uh, move on now.”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • “No, I’m serious. Wine is not a wood-cleaning solution. It’s not going to help, believe me.”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm

  • Comment posted by Austin
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • “So you’re telling me you drink this stuff, and that night you see a LADY in the water?!?”

    Just a side note but i bought my espresso machine not more than a couple hundred yards from that wine bar.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 1:41 pm

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • “Everybody was in on the prank except for Mr. Biggleworth, who was about to have 400 gallons of wine poured onto his head. The signal was for Dr. Lorenston to tip his glass.”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 2:27 pm

  • Comment posted by Ruth
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • The vinyard was thrilled to have the food channel come and tape the session at their tasting gallery. But the two bozos selected from the tourist bus knew nothing about wine and Frank, on the right, was totally wiped out by the time “swish and spit” segment started and he ran out of the room and threw up .

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm

  • Comment posted by CWW
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Thomas Haden Church (to himself): “Patience Thomas, patience… any day now, the USA network will call about a ‘Wings’ reunion. And then- oh yes, then- you will be a GOD among mortals.”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 4:53 pm

  • Comment posted by Gamwyn
    Rating: +3 votes
      
  • Only Sam knew his secret, so sometimes, when no one else was looking, Martin let his true alien nature show through the mask of his human identity. His intention was to warn this ridiculous race about their imminent demise, but Sam just thought his “alien eyes” were funny.

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 5:14 pm

  • Comment posted by dinoh
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  • Agent 19 casually drops the secret code phrase to identify himself to his fellow undercover agent… “Was that the organic tuna with sprouts and avocado or PB&J?”

The previous Comment was posted on August 25, 2006 at 7:42 pm

  • Comment posted by Adjustah
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  • “I don’t have to take this you know, I was in Planet of the Apes!”

The previous Comment was posted on August 26, 2006 at 8:59 am

  • Comment posted by Tracy Ewens
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Stop the camera! Excuse me I just drank what?

The previous Comment was posted on August 26, 2006 at 7:50 pm

  • Comment posted by EBD
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  • In this production still from the movie “Sideways”, Nick Nolte pours some wine into the mouth of his imaginary friend, as Paul Giamatti reacts.

The previous Comment was posted on August 26, 2006 at 8:33 pm

  • Comment posted by Rick
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  • They looked long and hard, but it seems all the sea monkeys were dead…and blame fell squarely on one man’s shoulders.

The previous Comment was posted on December 8, 2006 at 5:20 am

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