Caption Contest Fridays #87
Sorry this caption contest is beginning later in the day than usual. I left the office last night without thinking about a caption contest and BAM this happens. Anyways, I think we have a good picture for today. Give the rating system a go as well, thanks folks!

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“Don’t make me pour this on your stamp collection”
“See, you have to swish it around like this. You know. To oxygenate it.”
Bill and Jim examine the delicate crystal, completely oblivious to the precious contents held within.
Pssst… Dave! What’s that black shadowy thing over my left shoulder?
The dude on the right apparently got the hawaiian shirt day memo.
Here’s an interesting fact for our viewers out there. in ancient Greece, this would be called a libation to the gods.
Yes, I know there is a giant bat sneaking up behind me, but I’m more worried about this ugly woman with the hairly arms standing here and I’m going to be caught on camera with her. aughhhhh.
“This stuff tastes like Kool-Aid!”
Famed director Rudy Dickenson filming his debut documentary, People Who Pour Ammonia Out of Wineglasses Onto the Table
“Yes, guys, thanks to the pH testing strips on the table, we now know that wine is a basic liquid. We can, uh, move on now.”
“No, I’m serious. Wine is not a wood-cleaning solution. It’s not going to help, believe me.”
“So you’re telling me you drink this stuff, and that night you see a LADY in the water?!?”
Just a side note but i bought my espresso machine not more than a couple hundred yards from that wine bar.
“Everybody was in on the prank except for Mr. Biggleworth, who was about to have 400 gallons of wine poured onto his head. The signal was for Dr. Lorenston to tip his glass.”
The vinyard was thrilled to have the food channel come and tape the session at their tasting gallery. But the two bozos selected from the tourist bus knew nothing about wine and Frank, on the right, was totally wiped out by the time “swish and spit” segment started and he ran out of the room and threw up .
Thomas Haden Church (to himself): “Patience Thomas, patience… any day now, the USA network will call about a ‘Wings’ reunion. And then- oh yes, then- you will be a GOD among mortals.”
Only Sam knew his secret, so sometimes, when no one else was looking, Martin let his true alien nature show through the mask of his human identity. His intention was to warn this ridiculous race about their imminent demise, but Sam just thought his “alien eyes” were funny.
Agent 19 casually drops the secret code phrase to identify himself to his fellow undercover agent… “Was that the organic tuna with sprouts and avocado or PB&J?”
“I don’t have to take this you know, I was in Planet of the Apes!”
Stop the camera! Excuse me I just drank what?
In this production still from the movie “Sideways”, Nick Nolte pours some wine into the mouth of his imaginary friend, as Paul Giamatti reacts.
They looked long and hard, but it seems all the sea monkeys were dead…and blame fell squarely on one man’s shoulders.