Caption Contest Fridays #87

Posted by Chris Tingom on August 25, 2006 at 11:12 am.

Sorry this caption contest is beginning later in the day than usual. I left the office last night without thinking about a caption contest and BAM this happens. Anyways, I think we have a good picture for today. Give the rating system a go as well, thanks folks!


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  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin on August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
    Rating: +6 votes
      
  • “Don’t make me pour this on your stamp collection”

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin on August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “See, you have to swish it around like this. You know. To oxygenate it.”

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin on August 25, 2006 at 11:17 am
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Bill and Jim examine the delicate crystal, completely oblivious to the precious contents held within.

  • Comment posted by Kent on August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Pssst… Dave! What’s that black shadowy thing over my left shoulder?

  • Comment posted by Thomas Chapin on August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • The dude on the right apparently got the hawaiian shirt day memo.

  • Comment posted by Kent on August 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Here’s an interesting fact for our viewers out there. in ancient Greece, this would be called a libation to the gods.

  • Comment posted by Ruth on August 25, 2006 at 11:48 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Yes, I know there is a giant bat sneaking up behind me, but I’m more worried about this ugly woman with the hairly arms standing here and I’m going to be caught on camera with her. aughhhhh.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on August 25, 2006 at 12:07 pm
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  • “This stuff tastes like Kool-Aid!”

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on August 25, 2006 at 12:28 pm
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  • Famed director Rudy Dickenson filming his debut documentary, People Who Pour Ammonia Out of Wineglasses Onto the Table

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on August 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “Yes, guys, thanks to the pH testing strips on the table, we now know that wine is a basic liquid. We can, uh, move on now.”

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on August 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
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  • “No, I’m serious. Wine is not a wood-cleaning solution. It’s not going to help, believe me.”

  • Comment posted by Austin on August 25, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • “So you’re telling me you drink this stuff, and that night you see a LADY in the water?!?”

    Just a side note but i bought my espresso machine not more than a couple hundred yards from that wine bar.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on August 25, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • “Everybody was in on the prank except for Mr. Biggleworth, who was about to have 400 gallons of wine poured onto his head. The signal was for Dr. Lorenston to tip his glass.”

  • Comment posted by Ruth on August 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • The vinyard was thrilled to have the food channel come and tape the session at their tasting gallery. But the two bozos selected from the tourist bus knew nothing about wine and Frank, on the right, was totally wiped out by the time “swish and spit” segment started and he ran out of the room and threw up .

  • Comment posted by CWW on August 25, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Thomas Haden Church (to himself): “Patience Thomas, patience… any day now, the USA network will call about a ‘Wings’ reunion. And then- oh yes, then- you will be a GOD among mortals.”

  • Comment posted by Gamwyn on August 25, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    Rating: +3 votes
      
  • Only Sam knew his secret, so sometimes, when no one else was looking, Martin let his true alien nature show through the mask of his human identity. His intention was to warn this ridiculous race about their imminent demise, but Sam just thought his “alien eyes” were funny.

  • Comment posted by dinoh on August 25, 2006 at 7:42 pm
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  • Agent 19 casually drops the secret code phrase to identify himself to his fellow undercover agent… “Was that the organic tuna with sprouts and avocado or PB&J?”

  • Comment posted by Adjustah on August 26, 2006 at 8:59 am
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  • “I don’t have to take this you know, I was in Planet of the Apes!”

  • Comment posted by Tracy Ewens on August 26, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • Stop the camera! Excuse me I just drank what?

  • Comment posted by EBD on August 26, 2006 at 8:33 pm
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  • In this production still from the movie “Sideways”, Nick Nolte pours some wine into the mouth of his imaginary friend, as Paul Giamatti reacts.

  • Comment posted by Rick on December 8, 2006 at 5:20 am
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  • They looked long and hard, but it seems all the sea monkeys were dead…and blame fell squarely on one man’s shoulders.

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