Caption Contest Fridays #85
It’s Friday already? Where did the week go? Sorry this photo is of such poor quality. Have a great weekend everybody! Stay cool!

It’s Friday already? Where did the week go? Sorry this photo is of such poor quality. Have a great weekend everybody! Stay cool!

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On a recent press tour of NASA facilities, lead administrator Michael Griffin reveals the area where they make the now famous self-rupturing disks for the space shuttle’s Solid Rocket Boosters.
Deputy Dir. of NASA Waste Disposal showing of the Space Shuttles new state of the art $5 billion toliets.
“This is where we store my pee, and as you can see, I have to go again so if you’ll excuse me…”
In a patent signage first, patent lawyer Simon Russell decided to make the “Patent Pending” notice on the tanks behind him equal in size to the warning message. According to him, patent violations are as bad if not worse than physical injury.
He then proceeded to sue every checkered cab driver in New York for copying his tie.
In a bid to win the title of most useless invention of all time, Nicolas Brown applied for patents last week for his “throw-out-your-back-o-matic” where you’re guaranteed to rupture a disk in your back if you tried to lift one of these babies.
“Dr. Greggory Mladoviski demonstrating his new 500 petabyte hard drive disk aray with water cooling.”
“The one over there holds the cherry jelly.”
“Most criminal masterminds will end the tour with the shark pit, or the laser room, but I feel that people want to see what makes everything tick. Thats why I like to bring people down to the Rupture Disk Area. This is where I like to go to get away from life’s pressures by doing a little yoga and listening to some baby mozart.
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This is where we test the CD’s to see what happens to them in space. Ooh, stand back, I think one’s about to blow!
“These are the ‘lunar dust’ blowers that are piped into the sound stage. We are going to use when we start filming…oh, um..these are just for decoration. Nothing to see here…”
“Wafting…..wafting…..yep, that one’s gonna stink.”
The company had to let Robert go after this infamous press conference, wherein he attempted to pass the buck on all tough questions to his “7-foot tall invisible buddy, Charlie” standing next to him.
“…and to my right, of course, is my hand.”
“These are the new answer to Viagra and Cialis. You only need to take one pill and whammo, young women will be lining up for miles for the rest of your life!”
Caption Contest 2: Lookin’ For the Stash…
Here’s the photo for this week: Airport security search AP Photo, Nick Ut, Pool The winners will be announced on or about next Saturday, August 19th. Good luck! Looking for more caption contest fun? Check these out: In the Right……