Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #84

By: Tramadol.

Tramadol. — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:30:26 +0000

Tramadol….

Tramadol….

By: drhindz

drhindz — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:18:43 +0000

Now where did I put that pizza dough??

By: Elliot Schoemaker

Elliot Schoemaker — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:36:36 +0000

Despite obvious ingenuity, Saddam’s stint as a tortilla-flippin’ nun was doomed from the very start.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:51:59 +0000

Once I was released from the asylum it seemed so obvious that a kebab shop was my path in life.

I dont worry as much about the sports satellites these days. They cant hurt me anymore……

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 18:29:55 +0000

“not to worry, this is temporary. It will be gone when I finish cooking this toupe”.

By: vinni

vinni — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 16:46:07 +0000

NEW Food Facility Rating= F

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:01:06 +0000

Yes, I AM a Towelhead!

By: Gamwyn

Gamwyn — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:27:26 +0000

Performing the sacred ritual, Robert keeps his head covered.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:59:13 +0000

With a guess of ‘Michael Jackson,’ Rodney wins the charades contest.

By: MAYA

MAYA — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:14:31 +0000

It’s a little embarrassing but my blind date tattooed ‘DICK’ on my forehead last night and I don’t own a cap.

By: David Yeiser

David Yeiser — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:30:04 +0000

“I’m not even supposed to be here today…”

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:26:58 +0000

It was on this day that he decided to be his own boss from this day forward, vowing that he would never have to wear those stupid rubber gloves again.

Because they look WAY stupid.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:00:52 +0000

Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.

She didn’t tell me anything.

Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.

By the way, how long did it take for you to grow that mustache?

A couple of days.

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:51:42 +0000

World’s Largest Recorded Bird Dropping

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:33:03 +0000

“I thought it sounded weird too, but the recipe called for it.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:58:38 +0000

Incidentally, Albert had already forgotten the prophet’s parting words: “Before you quit your job, you will be wearing a dishcloth.”
[This is based off of a Far Side comic]

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:54:56 +0000

Bill always had hated talking to people, so he left it on all the time after that.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:52:00 +0000

“I’m making head cheese.”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:50:18 +0000

Gregory XIV starts yet another enclave of “pita monks”.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:33:16 +0000

“Alright, who took my other pita?”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:32:38 +0000

“bah, tinfoil. So old school.”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:19:38 +0000

“Well, everything has to be somewhere.”

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:45:06 +0000

[singing]

“…Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate… I love tortilla and cheese, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love tortilla and cheese… Always and forever, always and forever…”

By: Ross Boardman

Ross Boardman — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:20:05 +0000

“What???It’s how we do Pizzas around here.”

By: Scrivs

Scrivs — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:26:26 +0000

I hope this rag hides the fact I’m using my scalp as a tortilla.

By: rbootsie

rbootsie — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:48:13 +0000

Caption Contest Fridays #84…

nice…..

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:28:35 +0000

“Joe ‘Pancake Head’ Dobson”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:27:47 +0000

“I’m trying to get a feel for what it’s like to have white hair, and so far it’s not working out too well.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:23:14 +0000

“The last known photo of the famed bank robber Edgar Jones as he cooked food in his day job.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:22:08 +0000

“I was really hot so I shaved my head.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:21:17 +0000

“I call it ‘head cake’ instead of pancake.”