Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #83

By: Elliot Schoemaker

Elliot Schoemaker — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:30:40 +0000

“Yaknow, Larry, sometimes it’s hard being the only man in the industry with a face…”

By: angie jantz

angie jantz — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:37:56 +0000

“So… um… can this thing cut wet grass?”

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:24:02 +0000

“So Grasscutter, quickly as you can snatch the pebble from my hand.”

By: Mitch Rumpf

Mitch Rumpf — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:00:27 +0000

You know Joe…when you own one of these baby’s it’s kind of like Zen. You contemplate and are at one with nature. Let’s just say you are a “cut above” the rest!

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:58:12 +0000

“Yea, it looks stable, but a secret service agent was still able to knock John Kerry off of it.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:16:29 +0000

“Yeah, I was seriously considering the lawn mower and dishwasher combo but I just felt like it would be too much to handle. I mean, who wants to have all of those dishes clanging around when you mow the lawn.”

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:57:06 +0000

“They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.”

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:56:51 +0000

“They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs/”

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 13:02:24 +0000

Look Beavis, I’m a scag hustler, heh heh…heh

By: Julie

Julie — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:01:04 +0000

Bill Gates’ gardeners

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 00:49:12 +0000

“The human lemons were beginning to get worried when their boss showed them the new giant lemon sqeezer”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 00:19:25 +0000

“Hmmm, I wonder what ‘Turbo’ does…”

By: Douglas Perkins

Douglas Perkins — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:50:05 +0000

Two equipment buyers from the Roadkill Cafe inspect a possible food processor purchase.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:26:13 +0000

“Check it out, it’s a hovercraft that looks like a lawn mower.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:19:03 +0000

“Yeah, I changed the oil and put in new air filters. Rotated the tires and checked the tire pressure. That’ll be $29.95 plus tax.”

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:46:32 +0000

When designers sell mowers: “Dude, Team Orange got theirs to match and we’re stuck with lemon slickers on golden mowers!”

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:28:14 +0000

“But does it have that GPS thing that gives directions?”

By: Douglas Perkins

Douglas Perkins — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:00:31 +0000

“Dave, you look hot in the rain poncho.”

“Well, now that you mention it, Steve, I am feeling a bit warm.”

“No, Dave, I mean I think you look sexy. It really accentuates your beer gut.”

“Oh, I bet you say that to all the temp workers.”

By: Douglas Perkins

Douglas Perkins — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:54:45 +0000

“Dave, I love you……in that rain poncho.” (Oh, who am I kidding. The boathouse was the time to make my move.)

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:52:45 +0000

Moments before Carl lost both legs in a freak mower accident.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:05:02 +0000

“Look Bob, It’s Even Got A Cat Be Gone Setting.”

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:58:27 +0000

Roomba v1.0 was not as successful…

By: Douglas Perkins

Douglas Perkins — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:46:53 +0000

“Man, I wanted to wear an orange one. Stupid color coordinated rain ponchos.”

By: Douglas Perkins

Douglas Perkins — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:32:52 +0000

“And this model doubles as a chipper/shredder.”

“Why would I want that?”

“Did you ever see the movie ‘Fargo’?”

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:15:39 +0000

Introducing Larry Flints new line of Hustler lawn mowers. Porn star not included.

By: Matt Herzberger

Matt Herzberger — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:58:33 +0000

Guy 1. It slices, dices and julians.

Guy 2. Oh yeah? Where is the beer holder?

By: Joe Rawlinson

Joe Rawlinson — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:50:19 +0000

I thought we didn’t have to mow the grass in the rain. At least that’s the excuse my son always gives me.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:48:24 +0000

Ya know Bob, I called you over here because I’m disappointed in the marketing campaign your firm has come up with here.

When I hired you guys, I was expecting a little better than “SCAG” and “Hustler” for the names of our new brands.

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Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:20:56 +0000

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By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:33:48 +0000

“Of course I love my wife, its her and the kids combined that make me pretend im interested in lawnmowers in the rain.”