Caption Contest Fridays #83

30 Comments By Chris Tingom on July 28, 2006

Hooray! It’s Friday! That means it’s time for a caption contest. Please come up with a witty caption for this picture and post it in the comments. Tell a friend, too!


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  • Comment posted by Dave
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  • “Of course I love my wife, its her and the kids combined that make me pretend im interested in lawnmowers in the rain.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 1:33 am

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  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • Ya know Bob, I called you over here because I’m disappointed in the marketing campaign your firm has come up with here.

    When I hired you guys, I was expecting a little better than “SCAG” and “Hustler” for the names of our new brands.

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 5:48 am

  • Comment posted by Joe Rawlinson
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  • I thought we didn’t have to mow the grass in the rain. At least that’s the excuse my son always gives me.

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 6:50 am

  • Comment posted by Matt Herzberger
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  • Guy 1. It slices, dices and julians.

    Guy 2. Oh yeah? Where is the beer holder?

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 6:58 am

  • Comment posted by Jason
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  • Introducing Larry Flints new line of Hustler lawn mowers. Porn star not included.

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 7:15 am

  • Comment posted by Douglas Perkins
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  • “And this model doubles as a chipper/shredder.”

    “Why would I want that?”

    “Did you ever see the movie ‘Fargo’?”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 7:32 am

  • Comment posted by Douglas Perkins
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  • “Man, I wanted to wear an orange one. Stupid color coordinated rain ponchos.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 7:46 am

  • Comment posted by Adjustah
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  • Roomba v1.0 was not as successful…

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 7:58 am

  • Comment posted by radio free fred
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  • “Look Bob, It’s Even Got A Cat Be Gone Setting.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 8:05 am

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian
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  • Moments before Carl lost both legs in a freak mower accident.

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 10:52 am

  • Comment posted by Douglas Perkins
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  • “Dave, I love you……in that rain poncho.” (Oh, who am I kidding. The boathouse was the time to make my move.)

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 10:54 am

  • Comment posted by Douglas Perkins
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  • “Dave, you look hot in the rain poncho.”

    “Well, now that you mention it, Steve, I am feeling a bit warm.”

    “No, Dave, I mean I think you look sexy. It really accentuates your beer gut.”

    “Oh, I bet you say that to all the temp workers.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 11:00 am

  • Comment posted by db smith
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  • “But does it have that GPS thing that gives directions?”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 11:28 am

  • Comment posted by Ward Andrews
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  • When designers sell mowers: “Dude, Team Orange got theirs to match and we’re stuck with lemon slickers on golden mowers!”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 11:46 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Yeah, I changed the oil and put in new air filters. Rotated the tires and checked the tire pressure. That’ll be $29.95 plus tax.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 12:19 pm

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Check it out, it’s a hovercraft that looks like a lawn mower.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 1:26 pm

  • Comment posted by Douglas Perkins
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  • Two equipment buyers from the Roadkill Cafe inspect a possible food processor purchase.

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 1:50 pm

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Hmmm, I wonder what ‘Turbo’ does…”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 5:19 pm

  • Comment posted by Bob
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  • “The human lemons were beginning to get worried when their boss showed them the new giant lemon sqeezer”

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 5:49 pm

  • Comment posted by Julie
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  • Bill Gates’ gardeners

The previous Comment was posted on July 28, 2006 at 8:01 pm

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • Look Beavis, I’m a scag hustler, heh heh…heh

The previous Comment was posted on July 29, 2006 at 6:02 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • “They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs/”

The previous Comment was posted on July 29, 2006 at 10:56 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • “They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 29, 2006 at 10:57 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Yeah, I was seriously considering the lawn mower and dishwasher combo but I just felt like it would be too much to handle. I mean, who wants to have all of those dishes clanging around when you mow the lawn.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 29, 2006 at 11:16 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • “Yea, it looks stable, but a secret service agent was still able to knock John Kerry off of it.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 29, 2006 at 11:58 am

  • Comment posted by Mitch Rumpf
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  • You know Joe…when you own one of these baby’s it’s kind of like Zen. You contemplate and are at one with nature. Let’s just say you are a “cut above” the rest!

The previous Comment was posted on July 31, 2006 at 9:00 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • “So Grasscutter, quickly as you can snatch the pebble from my hand.”

The previous Comment was posted on July 31, 2006 at 7:24 pm

  • Comment posted by angie jantz
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  • “So… um… can this thing cut wet grass?”

The previous Comment was posted on August 1, 2006 at 9:37 am

  • Comment posted by Elliot Schoemaker
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  • “Yaknow, Larry, sometimes it’s hard being the only man in the industry with a face…”

The previous Comment was posted on August 10, 2006 at 8:30 pm

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