Caption Contest Fridays #83
Hooray! It’s Friday! That means it’s time for a caption contest. Please come up with a witty caption for this picture and post it in the comments. Tell a friend, too!
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“Of course I love my wife, its her and the kids combined that make me pretend im interested in lawnmowers in the rain.”
[...] Brainfuel is mowing the lawn. [...]
Ya know Bob, I called you over here because I’m disappointed in the marketing campaign your firm has come up with here.
When I hired you guys, I was expecting a little better than “SCAG” and “Hustler” for the names of our new brands.
I thought we didn’t have to mow the grass in the rain. At least that’s the excuse my son always gives me.
Guy 1. It slices, dices and julians.
Guy 2. Oh yeah? Where is the beer holder?
Introducing Larry Flints new line of Hustler lawn mowers. Porn star not included.
“And this model doubles as a chipper/shredder.”
“Why would I want that?”
“Did you ever see the movie ‘Fargo’?”
“Man, I wanted to wear an orange one. Stupid color coordinated rain ponchos.”
Roomba v1.0 was not as successful…
“Look Bob, It’s Even Got A Cat Be Gone Setting.”
Moments before Carl lost both legs in a freak mower accident.
“Dave, I love you……in that rain poncho.” (Oh, who am I kidding. The boathouse was the time to make my move.)
“Dave, you look hot in the rain poncho.”
“Well, now that you mention it, Steve, I am feeling a bit warm.”
“No, Dave, I mean I think you look sexy. It really accentuates your beer gut.”
“Oh, I bet you say that to all the temp workers.”
“But does it have that GPS thing that gives directions?”
When designers sell mowers: “Dude, Team Orange got theirs to match and we’re stuck with lemon slickers on golden mowers!”
“Yeah, I changed the oil and put in new air filters. Rotated the tires and checked the tire pressure. That’ll be $29.95 plus tax.”
“Check it out, it’s a hovercraft that looks like a lawn mower.”
Two equipment buyers from the Roadkill Cafe inspect a possible food processor purchase.
“Hmmm, I wonder what ‘Turbo’ does…”
“The human lemons were beginning to get worried when their boss showed them the new giant lemon sqeezer”
Bill Gates’ gardeners
Look Beavis, I’m a scag hustler, heh heh…heh
“They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs/”
“They say she can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.”
“Yeah, I was seriously considering the lawn mower and dishwasher combo but I just felt like it would be too much to handle. I mean, who wants to have all of those dishes clanging around when you mow the lawn.”
“Yea, it looks stable, but a secret service agent was still able to knock John Kerry off of it.”
You know Joe…when you own one of these baby’s it’s kind of like Zen. You contemplate and are at one with nature. Let’s just say you are a “cut above” the rest!
“So Grasscutter, quickly as you can snatch the pebble from my hand.”
“So… um… can this thing cut wet grass?”
“Yaknow, Larry, sometimes it’s hard being the only man in the industry with a face…”