Caption Contest Fridays #76
It’s FRIDAY! That means it’s time for Caption Contest Fridays here on BrainFuel, our weekly effort to use our creativity for good and not evil. Er, whatever. Just come up with a witty caption and post it in the comments.
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You wanna keep working for us… you wear the skirt bitch!
Take us to your leader…
Look… if I rub my tummy the stripes on my vest light up!
Look… it’s my feet that leak, I haven’t p***ed myself!
Humphrey was hoping the guys would notice his “double hat” fashion statement. So far… nothing.
Nobody else thought his ear defenders were cool… infact they were none too impressed!
Boy that was some good breakfast, huh boys? I love the way they let the omlets simmer for a good 15 minutes to lock in the flavor. uurrrrp — ahhh Yep, good stuff there.
As a tour guide, Brian was excited that his dad finally agreed to be a part of the group that he lead daily thorugh his power plant. Unfortunately, as the water slowly seeped from the radioactive containment chamber, he could tell his father wasn’t impressed.
nobody light a cigarette right now…
“Ok gentlemen, are you ready to see the squirrels I captured? I have to warn you, they’re fiesty little buggers.”
Ok would you just give it back. I know one of you have it. Look come on, the rench was over there with the hammer…
I swear, last night he was right here. He said something ’bout sacred burial ground and floods of cursed fury, then he dag ‘um varnished. I dunno.
“Look, I don’t care WHO broke the plumbing, you’re all gonna fix it!”
“I’ve told you a dozen times now. If the three of you are going to keep that elephant in here, you HAVE to take him out in time.”
“I’ve told you before: you need to melt the witches outside when they annoy you. Don’t do it in here.”
“Hey that’s a good idea… what kind of fish do you think we should stock it with?”
“Quit arguing about who gets which skates. It’s not even frozen yet!!”
“You can’t just keep the gasoline on the floor, guys. You have to put it in something.”
“Fredrick demonstrates the 1,000 Egg Omelet Maker to his investors.”
Nursing home patients caught breaking out & stealing quarters from local laundry mat
“Hey you’re right! Standing on the wood in the water under the spotlight DOES give you heartburn right here!”
Bill completes the annual warehouse safety obsticle course.
Bill prepares to be beamed up to the mothership.
They knew they were in trouble when the exterminator told them they had an infestation of washer trolls.
“All that Steve could think of was the ISO 9001 certification tests which he had scheduled for tomorrow. He didn’t have a good feeling about anything.”
“I like to see the sun too– but you don’t see ME cutting holes in the roof!!”
“…and next year we’re confident we can move to 100% Hamster Energy. We have projected a cost savings of almost $42,000 annually.”
“It’s great that you put the boards down for me but I’d much rather you actually fix the leak.”
“Okay, who programmed the machine to pee? Common guys, grow up.”
Nice one Mark (cigarettes are funny)
Here’s one –
Bob finally had everyone together in the same place . . . and he was just about to unleash his diabolicle plan upon them, when the Giant Retrofitter suddenly swallowed him whole.
Nobody talks about it much anymore, but the old-timers remember it like it was yesterday.
Ben O.
“Emmory calmly explaining the process for feeding the pigeons.”
“Okay guys, before we go over the training, first I’d like you to know, and yes this applies to you Frank, that once you move up the ladder you too will receive a vest like mine.
Now that we’re clear on that…”
Look guys, we have to get this back up and running by 11:00am or they won’t have any meat to serve in the cafeteria.
I’d like to see my steward sir.