Caption Contest Fridays #71
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…designing custom toilet paper since 1922.
Honey?
Yes, sweetheart
I know you’re all excited about this blog mania sweeping the nation, but…
But what?
Well…I don’t think the term blogrolls was meant to be taken literally
Sweety?
Yes?
Do you think we’ve made enough blogrolls?
Well…I certainly hope so
Do I detect a little sarcasm?
Well…
Ya know, this blog thing is hot now. There’s like 75,000 new blogs created a day! I’m tellin ya, these blogrolls will turn out to be the new media equivalent of the pet rock — we’ll sell millions!
So, it was worth mortgaging our lives and children?
Yes! From the information I got from that free seminar at the downtown Hilton, I believe so!
Okaaayyyy…
Pass me another roll, will ya?
The founders of Rollyo get started on their business concept.
“Build your own telescope in 5 easy steps.”
You tube.
Pooky?
Yes darling
I’m getting tired. You tube for a while, I’m going to go watch some TV
“You tube for a while, I’m going to watch TV…” the comment echoed in Chad’s head over and over until it hit him
Things were never quite the same in the Hurley household from that moment on
Molly and Trevor Stackhouse would later be known as the creators of the first xenon-powered Lite Brite to be visible from space. 300,000 blinded. The rest of the world: bored 15 minutes after turning it on.
“Black Hole Factory”
“Mary Bennet and Gerald Stevens build props for the upcoming sequel Stuart Little 3: Adventures in the Sewer System. Stuart Little is said to be paid over 40 million for this summertime movie flick and he is reported to be performing most of his own stunts.”
Bill realizes a little too late that his novelty pipe bomb was a bad business idea.
Wait a minute, was that 59,137,210 or 59,137,209?
Not again!! Ellen, put on some coffee, it’s gonna be a long day.
“When the Donnovans decided to sell diamonds they never figured they’d spend their days packaging the diamonds in marijuana for ‘safe travelling’ but that’s what their biggest client always requested so they did it.”
“The Donnovan family prepares for Y2k by preparing what they call NutriPak’s — a healthy blend of yogurt, crushed lasagna, baby back ribs, and apple sauce. They call it the NutriPak because it contains everything you need nutritionally to survive a nuclear winter.”
“The Donnovan family once again has big plans to surprise the kids at this years annual Tofu Delight Dinner. They’ve packaged a healthy Tofu dinner into a cylinder. Each meal feeds a family of four and the grand prize is a Soy Latte the size of a grapefruit tree.”
“Wow won’t the people be amazed when they see how much progress we’ve made!” shouted Mrs. Donnovan.
“Oh yes, they’ll never believe how many cones we’ve filled” replied Mr. Donnovan.
Narrator: “The Donnovan family. Working at home to package baby elephant food for this years Zoo Fundraiser. This is their world. It’s just a small glimpse into the Donnovan family only in the Twilight Zone.”
“Build Your Own Surround Sound Kit.”
Narrator: “The Donnovan family always did have a spectacular fireworks display for July 4th, but this year they were set on winning the county prize. We join them in their winter retreat high in the mountains.”
“Wow, how many have you done so far honey?”
“Gosh, I’ve probably done at least 75 today.”
“Only 75? Do you think we have all year!!??”
“Well, yes. Actually, we do.”
“Oh yes, I suppose you are right.”
“Well then, we’d better get back to work. Merry Christmas honey.”
“Merry Christmas.”
“Pictured here is the last known photo of the Donnovan family before the spectacular explosion that destroyed their winter retreat high in the mountains and caused the worlds largest avalanche, ever.”
Narrator: “The Donnovan family is at it again folks! This time they’re bringing us the amazing clothing container (ACC for short) which is an amazing new way to travel. Going away for 3 days? Just grab three containers. It’s like a surprise in a can! You never know if you’ll be wearing a suit to that meeting or your neighbors 30 year old knickers. Join in the fun! Only $19.95 per cylinder or $75 for three! What an amazing deal.”
“The Donnovan family takes a short stint in selling bottled water under the brand label TAP. Sales were marginal and the company disbanded after only 3 days.”
Mark – I really like the You Tube ones you put together. They were clever.
“When I grow up, I want to be a model in The ULINE catalog!”
Grover played played the “tube guy” roll so well that he became known for it. This caused him no end of greif because producers could never see him playing any other parts.
…unfortunatley, giant unfiltered cigarrettes never caught on with the smoking crowd.
Sweetheart, this is why I don’t send you shopping. I said jumbo-roll toilet paper, not wide-roll…although it’s not a complete waste. Your mom can use ‘em…
Lids (actually a top and bottom pair) came in packs of 983, and tubes came in packs of 991. The CEO refused to have left over parts.
Yeah, shipping was expensive– but on the other hand, they never had a mini-umbrella broken in transit.
Sometimes Rob would day dream about stealing one of the tubes. His own way of sticking it to the man, er, company that took not only his time, but also he felt a little piece of his soul with each passing day.
The CEO didn’t want to lose that friendly touch to the company– so he outsourced their jobs to robots that LOOKED human.
A batch of Canon’s L lenses start their journey through the assembly line.
Ebay ditches the stupid “it” ad campaign for an even worse one…
“Get a tube full of dark shipped to your home for only $4.95!”
Disclaimer: Dark may disappear when tube is opened.
♬One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?♬
Welcome to “The Making of Barbershop Poles”. This fourteen hour docu-drama follows the…
Woman: “He’s finally getting it right…”
Man: “Oh oh, man she’s gonna be pissed…”
“We just have to get 10 people to do the same thing, and we will win our ipod!”
♬This is the way we roll, we roll..♬
♬ 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall ♬
At the assembly line for Simmons Beauty Rest individual floating coil mattresses.
An order of oversized sticky rollers is prepared for shipment to this happy cat owner in China. http://www.laptoplogic.com/news/detail.php?id=531.
Superman was here.
“Honey, how many kids did you invite to Wheasel’s party?”
“Pipe Bomb manufacturing transfered to Arizona”
Leading iraqi terrorist Abdu-El-Schallala reported to reporters of arab television Al-Dschasira that he has ordered 300.000 pipe bombs from Arizona based company “Let’s make your day.com”. “Arab and especially iraqi products are so unreliable” so the terrorist, “We will have a much better business if we are using US made bombs”….