Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #62

By: adam2

adam2 — Sat, 20 May 2006 02:04:02 +0000

this is good. adam, New Balance

By: Cal

Cal — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:50:10 +0000

Here at “Wizards Recondite Glass Ball Television” we like to shatter the formalities placed by other Wizading networks by using objects you can find in your own very home. Do not attempt this at home viewer discretion is advised.

By: Bethany Brownholtz

Bethany Brownholtz — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:27:55 +0000

AHHHHH TERRORISM!!!!!!!

By: BrainFuel » We have a winner!

BrainFuel » We have a winner! — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:02:12 +0000

[...] Can anybody say wild success! A big thank you to Ward at Mister Shape for sponsoring the caption contest on Friday. We have had 90 captions posted since Friday in our most successful caption contest ever. It was not easy making a selection as there were six finalists. [...]

By: Toshomi

Toshomi — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:31:20 +0000

“You should be in awe Mrs. Tingom – not worried. Your husband has made medical history. It is the biggest kidney stone on record! – Ever! Your husband will be in every medical journal known to man – And I has his Dr. shall have my name – Dr. Chapin – forever in the histrory books with him! It is the greatest day of my life!”

By: db smith

db smith — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:45:48 +0000

Sam Fruji gives up on sword swallowing.

By: db smith

db smith — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:42:33 +0000

“Get that off my table! You don’t know where it’s been!”

By: db smith

db smith — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:41:00 +0000

Sam Fruji attempts to get into the guiness book of world records by contact juggling a 1500 lb cement ball.

By: db smith

db smith — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 23:04:26 +0000

Attempting to prove that good products aren’t necessary for sucessful infomercial campaigns.

By: db smith

db smith — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:59:28 +0000

The only ad campain known to have been a worse idea than ebay’s “it” commercials.

By: db smith

db smith — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:56:44 +0000

“…You’re right, Judy, This would make an excellent gift. Now won’t you please dial 888-123-4567 and make your pledge to public television WRGB today? For only $120 a month, think about what you’re getting…”

By: db smith

db smith — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:53:57 +0000

“I see… a square tunnel… with faces… and a couch… and blank stares… and what’s that… oh it’s a remot–” *click*

By: db smith

db smith — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:51:35 +0000

“Whoa, I wonder if this chick knows she has a huge dandruff problem goin’ on here…”

By: Justin Palmer

Justin Palmer — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:38:04 +0000

Balls Need Beta Testers.

By: Justin Palmer

Justin Palmer — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:35:17 +0000

First private beta of the ball.

By: Justin Palmer

Justin Palmer — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:32:00 +0000

Madame, this is our first prototype of the square.

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:53:37 +0000

All captions entered before Monday will be considered in the contest. Fire away.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 22:48:00 +0000

Mrs. Corman smiled inwardly when she realized the televised auction of her monstrous doughnut hole would be a success; the eccentric millionaire just mumbled, “mine, all mine”, and the police chief stood speechless, drool running down his chin. Tragically, it all fell apart when the director yelled “cut!” and the cop whipped out a knife and cut a large chunk out of her prize-winning pastry.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 22:44:51 +0000

Ok, it’s not Friday, but where in the rules does it say it must be Friday when posting in order to win the prize?

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 22:31:11 +0000

Mrs. Corman smiled inwardly when she realized the televised auction of her monstrous doughnut hole would be a success; the eccentric millionaire just mumbled, “mine, all mine”, and the police chief stood speechless, drool running down his chin. Tragically, it all fell apart when the director yelled “cut!” and the police whipped out a knife and cut a large chunk out of her voluminous pastry.

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:48:29 +0000

Habib, the magician, attempts to revive Jack, of Jack-in-the-Box, Inc.

By: Josh Padnick

Josh Padnick — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:18:16 +0000

“This, madam, is the world’s largest bowling ball.”

By: Shayne

Shayne — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:50:01 +0000

“One second while I put my big balls on the table, that’s one…”

WRGB: Walter’s Really Gigantic Balls.

By: Joe Martinez

Joe Martinez — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:10:13 +0000

bowtie: “what the… you are incompetent!”

the law: (quietly to himself) oh shoot. Alright, relax…think…there’s a back door to the studio on the other side of this set. Just slowly walk backwards and get around the wall before the boss realizes I’m gone.

dame: (quietly to herself) Perming his hair again. Doesn’t he realize how stupid it makes him look? I think that’s the last straw. I don’t care if he owns the studio. I’m dumping him.

By: Joe Martinez

Joe Martinez — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:02:50 +0000

…”what am I gonna do with a headless pilsbury doughboy!? We’re on in five minutes! Someone’s gonna get the axe for this one…

By: Joe Martinez

Joe Martinez — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:54:58 +0000

Dramatization: do not attempt.

1950′s gold turbin: $37.00
12 inch pre-cast concrete ball: $25.47
Adult male keystone cops police uniform: $43.00
One day, basic home style studio rental: $200
One hour of WRGB GE 3 in house digital equipment and assistance rental: $125

co-workers that take their work but not themselves too seriously; priceless

there are some things money can’t buy; unfortunately co-workers are not one of them – for everything else, there’s mastercard.

By: Matt Burris

Matt Burris — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:21:53 +0000

Welcome back to Modern Cooking Today. Today’s show will demonstrate to you how to make an ostrich egg omelete using only magic tricks. Oh, and don’t pay attention to the policeman by us, he’s just there for … safety reasons.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:07:50 +0000

Make that:

Guards at Guantanamo, in an effort to stave off intervention by congress, are forced to try inventive and more humane interrogation methods– the less effective, the better.

By: db smith

db smith — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:04:55 +0000

Guards at Guantanamo, in an effort to stave off intervention by congress, are forced to try inventive and more humane interrogation methods.

By: Carmen

Carmen — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:37:44 +0000

“You’ll never in a million years be able to use that oracle to discover where I’ve hidden the tiny, jagged pieces of the rotting body,” she scoffed quietly to herself. “The officer has already tried to get it out of me.” “But go ahead and try, you funny little bow-tie wearing man.”

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:07:16 +0000

“Sal, next time we play rock-paper-scissors, please use your hands.”

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:04:22 +0000

Early ‘Pet Rock’ prototype.

By: Ben Wood

Ben Wood — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:03:15 +0000

Jimbo, next time you think you’ve genetically engineered a viable brachiosaur egg, could you let me know before deciding my kitchen is the best place to announce it to the world?

By: Ward Andrews

Ward Andrews — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:58:17 +0000

Sing-a-long.. “It’s a small world after all…”

By: Ben Wood

Ben Wood — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:55:28 +0000

Jimmy, when I asked you to “get a round to it” when you could, this is not what I had in mind!