Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #61

By: ben

ben — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 19:54:09 +0000

man 1: boy i could really go for a pepsi round about now…*slurp*

man 2: yuhuh

man 3: oh boy howdy, its a cowboy rodeo YEEEHHAAAA

By: David Wright

David Wright — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:29:58 +0000

Soylent Brown!

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:28:21 +0000

Actually, Tom, I find that using a boat paddle is a lot more effective for getting air in between those hard to reach beans. Also, it gives the beans some green too.

By: Billyman

Billyman — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:44:18 +0000

Relax Bob, I can assure you theres no severed finger that I put in the chilli.

By: Sebby

Sebby — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:14:58 +0000

The Louisiana State Fair reproduction of the Witches scene from Macbeth.

“Double, double the beans for trouble;
Fire burn, and Pepsi bubble.”

By: Zainydad

Zainydad — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 17:51:38 +0000

I flicked a bugger in there!

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 21:56:35 +0000

Haha, that’s a great one Oreo. Very well written.

By: oreo

oreo — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 21:52:42 +0000

Everyone knew that the Colby Brothers were deeply disturbed, yet somehow, one by one, the good people of Tweedville mindlessly stepped up and offered their beverages to the Phaseolus Inferno.

By: mikedeh

mikedeh — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:21:10 +0000

3 Old Guys +
50 Gallons of Beans +
Pepsi =
The new US renewable energy plan (Biomethane)

By: Joe Pemberton

Joe Pemberton — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:16:44 +0000

“Thats what’s left of the last guy who brought a Coke product around here”

By: ryan

ryan — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:15:44 +0000

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating beans…

By: Mark Fusco

Mark Fusco — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:58:10 +0000

You know guys, I’ve been thinking about that boy Tom and how he wants to put a big smiley face on the moon. I was thinking that if we add this Pepsi and our big bowl of beans to his proposal, we could possibly eliminate war and feed the hungry too. After all, how could anyone fight or be hungry when their all bloated up on Pepsi and beans and looking at a giant smiley face?

Well howdy! I think you got a mighty good idea there, Zephania! Now give me a taste of that Pepsi.

By: Mark Fusco

Mark Fusco — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:48:44 +0000

Hey’d did you guys see the smiley face on the moon last night? Man, that was somtun.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:38:48 +0000

Jedakiah: “Yeah, I picked this stuff when I won a lifetime supply and frankly I’m so sick of it.”

Zephania: “What? Who doesn’t like Pepsi!”

Jedakiah: “I’m not talking about the Pepsi, I’m talking about the beans.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:36:03 +0000

“Check it out, guys. I caught a Scapanus orarius and put it in this used pepsi can. Think it might make a good addition to your stew?”

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:58:21 +0000

Lunch break at the US patent office

By: Richard

Richard — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:29:45 +0000

Dang! It was a good cigar too.

By: Mark Fusco

Mark Fusco — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:08:52 +0000

The Emmerson boys, spurned on by the President’s recent excitement on alternative fuel possibilities, finish up their proof-of-concept alternative fuel additive, the Beanpepsi Boost.

By: Mark Fusco

Mark Fusco — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:02:10 +0000

You got beans too? Golly, there are sure a lot of beans at this shindig. Does anyone know where the cheese is? I got a real hankerin for some cheese.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:46:02 +0000

“The Blandis Gang wins best prize for largest pot of refried beans ever made. It’s a new state record.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:44:18 +0000

“The Emmerson gang prepares to ‘gas’ their unsuspecting victim.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:43:46 +0000

“The Three Stooges in their old age”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:43:11 +0000

“Undercover U.S. Military soldiers Walter A. Zedakia, Jeremy P. Douglass, and Emmerson R. Humphreys cook up a new ‘light-torture’ experiment for the terrorist prisoners.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:41:53 +0000

“Baked beans are my favorite! Mmmm! It smells so good! Do you think there will be enuf or should I start another pot?”

By: Fernando

Fernando — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:13:07 +0000

“So, when I got to the hospital they said my kidney wasn’t good enough, so I just threw it in. I hope there’s enough salt!”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:53:40 +0000

“What’s for dinner guys? Please no more beans, please.”

By: Mark Fusco

Mark Fusco — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:53:09 +0000

Ya think it’s cheese, huh Duke?
Yeh, I’ll tell ya Earl, it was just fallin’ from the sky like a hard rain. Best we can reckon, it had something to do with that red beam comin’ from Phoenix area last night that was pokin on the happy moon.

Well I’ll be, you don’t say. Sure wish it coulda come down some Dr. Pepper too, I hate Pepsi.

Yep.