Caption Contest Fridays #61

Posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 2:45 am.

It’s FRIDAY! You know what that means! It’s our weekly caption contest! Have a great one and please keep it clean.


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  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco on February 24, 2006 at 2:53 am
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  • Ya think it’s cheese, huh Duke?
    Yeh, I’ll tell ya Earl, it was just fallin’ from the sky like a hard rain. Best we can reckon, it had something to do with that red beam comin’ from Phoenix area last night that was pokin on the happy moon.

    Well I’ll be, you don’t say. Sure wish it coulda come down some Dr. Pepper too, I hate Pepsi.

    Yep.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 6:53 am
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  • “What’s for dinner guys? Please no more beans, please.”

  • Comment posted by Fernando on February 24, 2006 at 7:13 am
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  • “So, when I got to the hospital they said my kidney wasn’t good enough, so I just threw it in. I hope there’s enough salt!”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 7:41 am
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  • “Baked beans are my favorite! Mmmm! It smells so good! Do you think there will be enuf or should I start another pot?”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 7:43 am
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  • “Undercover U.S. Military soldiers Walter A. Zedakia, Jeremy P. Douglass, and Emmerson R. Humphreys cook up a new ‘light-torture’ experiment for the terrorist prisoners.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 7:43 am
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  • “The Three Stooges in their old age”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 7:44 am
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  • “The Emmerson gang prepares to ‘gas’ their unsuspecting victim.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 7:46 am
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  • “The Blandis Gang wins best prize for largest pot of refried beans ever made. It’s a new state record.”

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco on February 24, 2006 at 8:02 am
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  • You got beans too? Golly, there are sure a lot of beans at this shindig. Does anyone know where the cheese is? I got a real hankerin for some cheese.

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco on February 24, 2006 at 8:08 am
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  • The Emmerson boys, spurned on by the President’s recent excitement on alternative fuel possibilities, finish up their proof-of-concept alternative fuel additive, the Beanpepsi Boost.

  • Comment posted by Richard on February 24, 2006 at 8:29 am
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  • Dang! It was a good cigar too.

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian on February 24, 2006 at 8:58 am
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  • Lunch break at the US patent office

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on February 24, 2006 at 10:36 am
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  • “Check it out, guys. I caught a Scapanus orarius and put it in this used pepsi can. Think it might make a good addition to your stew?”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 11:38 am
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  • Jedakiah: “Yeah, I picked this stuff when I won a lifetime supply and frankly I’m so sick of it.”

    Zephania: “What? Who doesn’t like Pepsi!”

    Jedakiah: “I’m not talking about the Pepsi, I’m talking about the beans.”

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco on February 24, 2006 at 11:48 am
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  • Hey’d did you guys see the smiley face on the moon last night? Man, that was somtun.

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco on February 24, 2006 at 11:58 am
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  • You know guys, I’ve been thinking about that boy Tom and how he wants to put a big smiley face on the moon. I was thinking that if we add this Pepsi and our big bowl of beans to his proposal, we could possibly eliminate war and feed the hungry too. After all, how could anyone fight or be hungry when their all bloated up on Pepsi and beans and looking at a giant smiley face?

    Well howdy! I think you got a mighty good idea there, Zephania! Now give me a taste of that Pepsi.

  • Comment posted by ryan on February 24, 2006 at 1:15 pm
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  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating beans…

  • Comment posted by Joe Pemberton on February 24, 2006 at 1:16 pm
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  • “Thats what’s left of the last guy who brought a Coke product around here”

  • Comment posted by mikedeh on February 24, 2006 at 1:21 pm
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  • 3 Old Guys +
    50 Gallons of Beans +
    Pepsi =
    The new US renewable energy plan (Biomethane)

  • Comment posted by oreo on February 24, 2006 at 2:52 pm
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  • Everyone knew that the Colby Brothers were deeply disturbed, yet somehow, one by one, the good people of Tweedville mindlessly stepped up and offered their beverages to the Phaseolus Inferno.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006 at 2:56 pm
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  • Haha, that’s a great one Oreo. Very well written.

  • Comment posted by Zainydad on February 25, 2006 at 10:51 am
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  • I flicked a bugger in there!

  • Comment posted by Sebby on February 26, 2006 at 6:14 pm
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  • The Louisiana State Fair reproduction of the Witches scene from Macbeth.

    “Double, double the beans for trouble;
    Fire burn, and Pepsi bubble.”

  • Comment posted by Billyman on February 26, 2006 at 10:44 pm
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  • Relax Bob, I can assure you theres no severed finger that I put in the chilli.

  • Comment posted by Andy on February 26, 2006 at 11:28 pm
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  • Actually, Tom, I find that using a boat paddle is a lot more effective for getting air in between those hard to reach beans. Also, it gives the beans some green too.

  • Comment posted by David Wright on March 2, 2006 at 1:29 pm
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  • Soylent Brown!

  • Comment posted by ben on July 19, 2006 at 12:54 pm
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  • man 1: boy i could really go for a pepsi round about now…*slurp*

    man 2: yuhuh

    man 3: oh boy howdy, its a cowboy rodeo YEEEHHAAAA

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