Caption Contest Fridays #61

27 Comments By Chris Tingom on February 24, 2006

It’s FRIDAY! You know what that means! It’s our weekly caption contest! Have a great one and please keep it clean.

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  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco
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  • Ya think it’s cheese, huh Duke?
    Yeh, I’ll tell ya Earl, it was just fallin’ from the sky like a hard rain. Best we can reckon, it had something to do with that red beam comin’ from Phoenix area last night that was pokin on the happy moon.

    Well I’ll be, you don’t say. Sure wish it coulda come down some Dr. Pepper too, I hate Pepsi.

    Yep.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 2:53 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “What’s for dinner guys? Please no more beans, please.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 6:53 am

  • Comment posted by Fernando
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  • “So, when I got to the hospital they said my kidney wasn’t good enough, so I just threw it in. I hope there’s enough salt!”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:13 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Baked beans are my favorite! Mmmm! It smells so good! Do you think there will be enuf or should I start another pot?”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:41 am

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  • “Undercover U.S. Military soldiers Walter A. Zedakia, Jeremy P. Douglass, and Emmerson R. Humphreys cook up a new ‘light-torture’ experiment for the terrorist prisoners.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:43 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “The Three Stooges in their old age”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:43 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “The Emmerson gang prepares to ‘gas’ their unsuspecting victim.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:44 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “The Blandis Gang wins best prize for largest pot of refried beans ever made. It’s a new state record.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 7:46 am

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco
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  • You got beans too? Golly, there are sure a lot of beans at this shindig. Does anyone know where the cheese is? I got a real hankerin for some cheese.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 8:02 am

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco
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  • The Emmerson boys, spurned on by the President’s recent excitement on alternative fuel possibilities, finish up their proof-of-concept alternative fuel additive, the Beanpepsi Boost.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 8:08 am

  • Comment posted by Richard
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  • Dang! It was a good cigar too.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 8:29 am

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian
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  • Lunch break at the US patent office

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 8:58 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • “Check it out, guys. I caught a Scapanus orarius and put it in this used pepsi can. Think it might make a good addition to your stew?”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 10:36 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • Jedakiah: “Yeah, I picked this stuff when I won a lifetime supply and frankly I’m so sick of it.”

    Zephania: “What? Who doesn’t like Pepsi!”

    Jedakiah: “I’m not talking about the Pepsi, I’m talking about the beans.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 11:38 am

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco
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  • Hey’d did you guys see the smiley face on the moon last night? Man, that was somtun.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 11:48 am

  • Comment posted by Mark Fusco
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  • You know guys, I’ve been thinking about that boy Tom and how he wants to put a big smiley face on the moon. I was thinking that if we add this Pepsi and our big bowl of beans to his proposal, we could possibly eliminate war and feed the hungry too. After all, how could anyone fight or be hungry when their all bloated up on Pepsi and beans and looking at a giant smiley face?

    Well howdy! I think you got a mighty good idea there, Zephania! Now give me a taste of that Pepsi.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 11:58 am

  • Comment posted by ryan
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  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating beans…

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 1:15 pm

  • Comment posted by Joe Pemberton
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  • “Thats what’s left of the last guy who brought a Coke product around here”

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 1:16 pm

  • Comment posted by mikedeh
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  • 3 Old Guys +
    50 Gallons of Beans +
    Pepsi =
    The new US renewable energy plan (Biomethane)

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 1:21 pm

  • Comment posted by oreo
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  • Everyone knew that the Colby Brothers were deeply disturbed, yet somehow, one by one, the good people of Tweedville mindlessly stepped up and offered their beverages to the Phaseolus Inferno.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 2:52 pm

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • Haha, that’s a great one Oreo. Very well written.

The previous Comment was posted on February 24, 2006 at 2:56 pm

  • Comment posted by Zainydad
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  • I flicked a bugger in there!

The previous Comment was posted on February 25, 2006 at 10:51 am

  • Comment posted by Sebby
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  • The Louisiana State Fair reproduction of the Witches scene from Macbeth.

    “Double, double the beans for trouble;
    Fire burn, and Pepsi bubble.”

The previous Comment was posted on February 26, 2006 at 6:14 pm

  • Comment posted by Billyman
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  • Relax Bob, I can assure you theres no severed finger that I put in the chilli.

The previous Comment was posted on February 26, 2006 at 10:44 pm

  • Comment posted by Andy
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  • Actually, Tom, I find that using a boat paddle is a lot more effective for getting air in between those hard to reach beans. Also, it gives the beans some green too.

The previous Comment was posted on February 26, 2006 at 11:28 pm

  • Comment posted by David Wright
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  • Soylent Brown!

The previous Comment was posted on March 2, 2006 at 1:29 pm

  • Comment posted by ben
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  • man 1: boy i could really go for a pepsi round about now…*slurp*

    man 2: yuhuh

    man 3: oh boy howdy, its a cowboy rodeo YEEEHHAAAA

The previous Comment was posted on July 19, 2006 at 12:54 pm

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