Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #58

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:17:38 +0000

nipple twist

By: oRb

oRb — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:35:49 +0000

“…so when they fall down drunk you can carry them home like a six pack.”

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:29:32 +0000

These days the kids call it the shocker. In my day, it went more like this…

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:28:33 +0000

“Sometimes I just want to smother myself in rasberries and call myself a crustacian.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:40:09 +0000

“In the seventies, I was a hippie and my hair was about this long.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:39:34 +0000

“Well, my wife originally got this shirt for me, but it was about four sizes too large. So she put it in the washer and it shrunk about this much.”

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:29:25 +0000

“… and then they probed me”

By: Thomas Chapin

Thomas Chapin — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:27:19 +0000

Always a day-dreamer, Bill’s hair rippled in the rushing breeze. The dull throb of his Harley beneath him sent chills through his spine. Yes. This was the life. Yes…

By: Ruth

Ruth — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:10:06 +0000

Jackson was not ambidextrous, but he tried the magic trick anyway. Too bad about the rabbit.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:42:25 +0000

“Even though his secretary had taken both his sock puppets away, Fred continued to play with his imaginary friends. He was none the wiser.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:40:47 +0000

“We’ll stretch the state budget by thiiiis much.”

By: Ruth

Ruth — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:38:03 +0000

Once the invisible man perfected his serum to work on inanimate objects he followed his dream of being a ham radio operator. Unfortunately, fine tuning his set was a problem. Seemed he could only talk to when he was wrap in wet bandages.

By: James Brown

James Brown — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:55:20 +0000

*i think this one os better left up to the imagination*

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:47:15 +0000

one time…. I smoked this fattie with cheech and chong, it was this big!!!

By: Brad

Brad — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:56:35 +0000

No…this just won’t do. I like stacks of paper this tall. And don’t forget the rubber band.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:31:18 +0000

Look Paul and Mike, I think if you can condense all the content to an area no bigger this, I think you’ll get the focus you’re seeking on the 9rules index page.

By: Fernando

Fernando — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:25:37 +0000

“Aren’t you two cute? I love having imaginary small people im my hands!”

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:20:58 +0000

Danny isn’t here, Mrs. Torrence.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:11:41 +0000

Taking his clue from the “I crush your head” guy, Ted finalizes his nefarious plan to break all the windows in the office building behind him.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 13:42:10 +0000

“I tell you it was bad. Really bad. I had wandered into this forest and a band of natives came out of nowhere and captured me. They took me to their village and one of them had a sword this big. Just as he was about to swing it at my head I remembered I had left the iron on.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 13:31:39 +0000

“The fish was this big!”

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Removed — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:40:26 +0000

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