Caption Contest Fridays #58
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“The fish was this big!”
“I tell you it was bad. Really bad. I had wandered into this forest and a band of natives came out of nowhere and captured me. They took me to their village and one of them had a sword this big. Just as he was about to swing it at my head I remembered I had left the iron on.”
Taking his clue from the “I crush your head” guy, Ted finalizes his nefarious plan to break all the windows in the office building behind him.
Danny isn’t here, Mrs. Torrence.
“Aren’t you two cute? I love having imaginary small people im my hands!”
Look Paul and Mike, I think if you can condense all the content to an area no bigger this, I think you’ll get the focus you’re seeking on the 9rules index page.
No…this just won’t do. I like stacks of paper this tall. And don’t forget the rubber band.
one time…. I smoked this fattie with cheech and chong, it was this big!!!
*i think this one os better left up to the imagination*
Once the invisible man perfected his serum to work on inanimate objects he followed his dream of being a ham radio operator. Unfortunately, fine tuning his set was a problem. Seemed he could only talk to when he was wrap in wet bandages.
“We’ll stretch the state budget by thiiiis much.”
“Even though his secretary had taken both his sock puppets away, Fred continued to play with his imaginary friends. He was none the wiser.”
Jackson was not ambidextrous, but he tried the magic trick anyway. Too bad about the rabbit.
Always a day-dreamer, Bill’s hair rippled in the rushing breeze. The dull throb of his Harley beneath him sent chills through his spine. Yes. This was the life. Yes…
“… and then they probed me”
“Well, my wife originally got this shirt for me, but it was about four sizes too large. So she put it in the washer and it shrunk about this much.”
“In the seventies, I was a hippie and my hair was about this long.”
“Sometimes I just want to smother myself in rasberries and call myself a crustacian.”
These days the kids call it the shocker. In my day, it went more like this…
“…so when they fall down drunk you can carry them home like a six pack.”
nipple twist