“I tell you it was bad. Really bad. I had wandered into this forest and a band of natives came out of nowhere and captured me. They took me to their village and one of them had a sword this big. Just as he was about to swing it at my head I remembered I had left the iron on.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 6:42 am
Look Paul and Mike, I think if you can condense all the content to an area no bigger this, I think you’ll get the focus you’re seeking on the 9rules index page.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:31 am
Comment posted by Brad
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No…this just won’t do. I like stacks of paper this tall. And don’t forget the rubber band.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:56 am
*i think this one os better left up to the imagination*
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 9:55 am
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Once the invisible man perfected his serum to work on inanimate objects he followed his dream of being a ham radio operator. Unfortunately, fine tuning his set was a problem. Seemed he could only talk to when he was wrap in wet bandages.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 10:38 am
Always a day-dreamer, Bill’s hair rippled in the rushing breeze. The dull throb of his Harley beneath him sent chills through his spine. Yes. This was the life. Yes…
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm
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“… and then they probed me”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:29 pm
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The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 4:40 am
“The fish was this big!”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 6:31 am
“I tell you it was bad. Really bad. I had wandered into this forest and a band of natives came out of nowhere and captured me. They took me to their village and one of them had a sword this big. Just as he was about to swing it at my head I remembered I had left the iron on.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 6:42 am
Taking his clue from the “I crush your head” guy, Ted finalizes his nefarious plan to break all the windows in the office building behind him.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:11 am
Danny isn’t here, Mrs. Torrence.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:20 am
“Aren’t you two cute? I love having imaginary small people im my hands!”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:25 am
Look Paul and Mike, I think if you can condense all the content to an area no bigger this, I think you’ll get the focus you’re seeking on the 9rules index page.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:31 am
No…this just won’t do. I like stacks of paper this tall. And don’t forget the rubber band.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 8:56 am
one time…. I smoked this fattie with cheech and chong, it was this big!!!
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 9:47 am
*i think this one os better left up to the imagination*
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 9:55 am
Once the invisible man perfected his serum to work on inanimate objects he followed his dream of being a ham radio operator. Unfortunately, fine tuning his set was a problem. Seemed he could only talk to when he was wrap in wet bandages.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 10:38 am
“We’ll stretch the state budget by thiiiis much.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 10:40 am
“Even though his secretary had taken both his sock puppets away, Fred continued to play with his imaginary friends. He was none the wiser.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
Jackson was not ambidextrous, but he tried the magic trick anyway. Too bad about the rabbit.
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Always a day-dreamer, Bill’s hair rippled in the rushing breeze. The dull throb of his Harley beneath him sent chills through his spine. Yes. This was the life. Yes…
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm
“… and then they probed me”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:29 pm
“Well, my wife originally got this shirt for me, but it was about four sizes too large. So she put it in the washer and it shrunk about this much.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:39 pm
“In the seventies, I was a hippie and my hair was about this long.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 3:40 pm
“Sometimes I just want to smother myself in rasberries and call myself a crustacian.”
The previous Comment was posted on February 3, 2006 at 6:28 pm
These days the kids call it the shocker. In my day, it went more like this…
The previous Comment was posted on February 8, 2006 at 10:29 pm
“…so when they fall down drunk you can carry them home like a six pack.”
The previous Comment was posted on July 7, 2006 at 6:35 pm
nipple twist
The previous Comment was posted on August 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm