Caption Contest Fridays #41

27 Comments By Chris Tingom on October 7, 2005

Man this week went fast! I wake up and it’s Monday, next thing I know BAM! It’s Friday! Wow, so you know the rules. Tell us what Jimmy’s saying or doing and leave a clean caption. Thanks folks and have a great, fantastic weekend!

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  • Comment posted by Veivi
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  • seriously!! it was thiiiis BIG!!

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 3:36 am

  • Comment posted by Abhay
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  • Jimmy sighs in relief when he ‘finds’ the grocery list on his right hand. Yes, he’s a lefty.

    “About this big… hey, wait a minute! My luck line is glowing!”

    How to swat a mosquito illustrated. Step 1: Take your palms far apart.

    Jimmy realises to his horror that he will never be able to perform that magic trick because his tailor cut his arms too short.

    Here, in the scene from a black & white era movie, Jimmy is shown checking out his suit jacket by spreading his arms far apart as was the custom and still is, while expressing his astonishment that the jacket does not fit him as well as it normally does by raising his right eyebrow at his right palm which is holding a small mirror in which he spots an elderly gent looking in from the sidewalk whom he remembers is an extra who played a significant though tiny role in another of his movies and knows better than to be peering in thus through the window that Jimmy also remember he himself helped paint in a fit of inspiration and to show his hands-on approach to a new starlet who he was trying to impress.

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 3:53 am

  • Comment posted by El Guido
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  • I’m looking for a butterfly tie this big…

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 4:03 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • “Look Mary, moonbeams are shooting out of my fingers!”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 4:21 am

  • Comment posted by MZ
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  • “Come on big shot, I’m a black belt and I’ll kick your sorry -back to Pleasantville!”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 5:05 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • “They had fourth and 1, that’s only this far!! How hard can it be to move only THIS FAR!!!! The Pleasentville Samurai will never have a winning season with these kind of coaching decisions!”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 5:35 am

  • Comment posted by Anon
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  • I ‘a slap’a your fâce.

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 5:36 am

  • Comment posted by Ash
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  • do you do suit cases about this size or am I going to have to get you a body bag?

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 5:51 am

  • Comment posted by Ruth
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  • Good thing I wrote my lines in the palm of my hand. Ever since I met Donna Reed I can’t seem to focus.

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 6:22 am

  • Comment posted by Jeff Adams
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The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 6:23 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • “You wanna ring my bell?… This bell?!? Well, cmon big boy, come on and ring the -bell, if you dare.”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 6:30 am

  • Comment posted by Ward
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  • “Don’t make me go Bruce Lee -!”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 7:09 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew
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  • “Yeah, you know. A rhubarb. It’s about yay long, and you make pies out of it.”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 7:56 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew
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  • “Woah—what the?! There’s anotherhand on my right arm, too. Weird.”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 7:57 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew
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  • “Bobby always made sure to count his fingers after he clocked out on is job at the lumber mill, to make sure that he hadn’t lost any. ‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5—yep, still there. Now let’s see about the other hand.’”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 7:59 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew
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  • “Oh-no! I’ve got leprosy on this hand!”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 7:59 am

  • Comment posted by jschin
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  • Unbeknownst to most matrix fans, The Wachowski brothers originally shot the first Matrix in black & white, and it did NOT star Keanu Reeves. (Above: The original end scene “Neo vs Agent Smith in the grocery store”, was changed post production to take place in a subway)

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 8:47 am

  • Comment posted by db smith
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  • See? This hand is three times the size of the other one. I can’t understand it!

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 9:12 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “I’d like to buy a cheesecake, and I need a big one… about yay long. Can you do that for me?”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 10:15 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Come here Potter…”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 10:17 am

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian
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  • – Jimmy Stewart forgets his lines and resorts to the notes sribbled in his palm.

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 10:19 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “Jimmy sees the fly. Jimmy prepares to capture the fly. Jimmy is mentally prepared. Jimmy swings. Jimmy has the fly. Jimmy is the fly.”

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 10:21 am

  • Comment posted by db smith
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  • Just as he is about to embrace his long-lost cousin, something catches his eye…

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 11:50 am

  • Comment posted by MLE
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  • Look at this “hand” thing on the left. Four fingers and a thumb. Now look to the right … four fingers and a thumb — EXACTLY THE SAME!!!

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 12:20 pm

  • Comment posted by WD Milner
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  • Not a word of exaggeration, that new IntelMac had a pivoting display THIS BIG!

The previous Comment was posted on October 7, 2005 at 3:38 pm

  • Comment posted by Don
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  • Andrew stole my line :(

The previous Comment was posted on October 9, 2005 at 9:25 am

  • Comment posted by Don
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  • “Darling, I love you this much.”

The previous Comment was posted on October 9, 2005 at 9:27 am

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