Caption Contest Fridays #40
It’s FRIDAY! And this is our 40th caption contest. Who would’ve guessed it could last this long and be this much of a success. I’m gonna start the countdown to 50. We’re talking about doing some fun stuff for #50 so stay tuned. You know the routine: Come up with a funny caption and post it in the comments and be sure to keep it clean. Also, we’re always looking for suggestions for pictures to use. Email me if you have anything you think might work.
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Look here Bones, even the New York Times is suggesting you shouldn’t take the nickname so seriously.
The crew celebrates the recognition of Bones’ as the first man in history to achieve a size -1 waistline. Meanwhile, Spock ponders his pooch which is huge in comparison.
“Spock, if you had checked your email this morning this wouldn’t have happened. Now you look totally out of place and you know it and it counts.”
I know Scotty, I didn’t want to come either, but this is the first time I’ve ever had pockets. It gives me some plase to put my hands since we are not on the ship.
“Yeh Checkov, then I gave her all I got…”
All I got…yeh right, she pondered, I need to get away from these bozos and find a real man.
Side conversation on left: “Hmmm, is that barbeque I smell?? mmmm, I could really use some lunch right now.”
Kirk: “Spock, what on earth are you thinking? The rest of us are dressed for success and you go and show up in a costume!”
“You know those buttermilk pancakes were just fabulous. Who thinks we should go back and have some more?”
Crack?! Damnit Jim, why would you ask me such a question?
“The crew confronts Captain Kirk about taking a bottle of syrup from the pancake house.”
“You have Syrup?? I brought some extra flapjacks!”
I wish I had some buttermilk pancakes. These men, I swear, are so spoiled
Kirk” Syrup? What syrup?” (looks around cautiously)
Pinky are you pondering what I’m pondering?
“I’m sorry it had to come to this, Spock, but I’m throwing away your old PC. It just wasn’t logical.”
Spock: “I’m afraid I must agree with you humans. My costume is illogical. Somebody please fire the costume-designers!”
Mr. Sulu begins to feel like he’s being ignored.
Ohula and Kirk precariously balance Sulu’s shrunken head between them
“Oh hey, did I tell you that the Enterprise has a new sponsor? Yeah, this new kid… names Tiger Woods or something.”
Survivor: New York. Stranded in New York, seven castaways are left to fend for themselves. Will they survive the jungle of the city? Will they survive each other?
“Seven castaways from the insane asylum’s special ‘no fashion style’ ward.”
This here is what they use to stay currant here on the planet earth
Checkov and Sulu catch Ohula in the act of checkin’ out the Captain.
5 seconds later, the calm serenity of the crew’s thoughts were disrupted as the speeding white nova and yellow Datsun pickup collided in the intersection tragically killing two young ladies on their way to the “P” building.
; )
Falling on hard times, the original Star Trek cast decided to try their luck as a funk band. Their choice of the village people’s costumer did not help the effort.
(little known fact: at least three of the above people actually thought they could have singing careers at one time. http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Shatnersings.htm
This dialogue sucks. Where’s Joss Whedon?
“We’re supposed to be conducting a dialog?” Bones asked Kirk, “Damnit Jim, you told me the header read Caption…”
“Bones, look at me when I talk to you.”
I don’t know about Bones’, but I’m lookin’ at you Captain – uh huh…like what I see too…
See, they wear their uniforms in real life! I told you Star Trek was real!!!
Spock: “Are we done here now? I want to finish my shower.”
Let’s go, the convention is just two blocks away. I din not put this customes for fun!
“… ‘Random’ search?! **scoff** Mr. Smoc— er, Spock, really… next time lets lose the getup BEFORE we land. It might save us some time at customs.”
I cannot believe the bus to the Star Trek Convention is late!