Caption Contest Fridays #35
It’s Friday! Hooray! Come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments. Please keep it clean.

It’s Friday! Hooray! Come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments. Please keep it clean.

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Four Physics students try to exlain the nature of matter. Little do they know the answer is in the black bag on the floor.
Moby’s dad dictates the lyrics of his first song, “Geek Side.”
here we are now, going to the geek side
i pick up my friends and we start to ride
ride all night, we ride all day
some may come and some may stay
Frank (scratching his head): “Um, guys. Shouldn’t we be indenting the paragraphs? I mean, that’s how I would be doing it.”
“Jack tests out the new Google Printout instant message system, circa 1972.”
PC Load Letter?
Wow, Timmy, that’s the hottest ASCII chick I’ve ever seen….
The Peter Parker look-a-like gang. Or at least, that guy to the left does.
“Aaaah! Run everybody! Where’d the color go?”
Robert, mad and frustrated because he doesn’t have glasses like his friends, writes a poem on the computer to tell them how he feels.
“My head itches.”
“Did you try de-fragging the hard-drive?”
“Can you do a Google search for cool belt buckles?”
Frank never quite felt a part of the team. His suspicions were further supported when the new LOCI (google it) arrived.
Typical union workplace: three people watch while one guy does all the work. Or maybe I’m confusing that with my group projects at school…
“Rails is a full-stack, open-source web framework in Ruby for writing real-world applications with joy and less code than most frameworks spend doing XML sit-ups”
Hank tries to reprogram Harvey’s toaster.
Tim pleads with the machine to give his fingers back while his 3 buddies watch cautiously.
“John attempts to grapple with reality: He has 3 bosses and all of them are trying to micromanage him.”
“John was working hard on his new product when all three of his bosses decided to fire him at the same time.”
“I swear you guys… it just moved! All by itself! It’s like there’s a mysterious entity standing about 4 feet behind us telekinetically using this machine to communicate with us!”
“I dunno, Frank. If those calculations are correct, there ought to be a small toolbox on the floor behind you.”
I don’t know about you, but todays captions all remind me of a Gary Larson comic strip (the style at least). Funny.
Michael Steven Gates (William’s older brother) works with his dorm-mates David, Oliver and Samuel and on a new type of software for their College Science Contest. All four died mysteriously in a freak electrocution accident a few days later. Ironically, Bill launched MS-DOS 12 months later. Hmmmmmm…
Guy in the back: “Umm… did you guys get the memo about the TPS reports? Yeah….”
“Hey fellas, is this thing connected to the internet? There’s a caption contest on Brainfuel, and I really wanna participate.”
“Nobody warned Jerry to wear protective eyewear.”
And slowly Derick fed his fingers into the paper shredder. That $20 would be his, for Derick never declines a dare!
“Some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.”
(Homer Goes to College)
CSS? Wouldn’t it be easier just use tables?
Tim, Rupert, and Bob all felt bad for Harry, who only had an IQ of 187, so they let him type up all their findings.
3 out of 4 geeks agree: Crest is better than the next leading brand.