Caption Contest Fridays #190

Posted by Chris Tingom on August 15, 2008 at 12:00 am.

It’s Friday! That means it is time for a caption contest!


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  • Comment posted by elliot on August 15, 2008 at 2:52 am
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  • Hello? Hello? I can’t understand you, stop the heavy breathing. What’s that? What am I wearing?!! Darth is this you?

  • Comment posted by elliot on August 15, 2008 at 2:54 am
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  • This is Valtor, we are at LAX. How long before the Death Star will pick us up?

  • Comment posted by elliot on August 15, 2008 at 2:56 am
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  • …the number you are trying reach in the Orion galaxy has been disconnected…

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on August 15, 2008 at 4:17 am
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  • Hello… DeathOnStar?

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on August 15, 2008 at 4:17 am
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  • “Sorry… this is not the area code you are looking for…”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on August 15, 2008 at 4:46 am
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  • Please stop calling me R2D2, I told you I can’t see you anymore… I’ve moved on…

  • Comment posted by Anthony VZ on August 15, 2008 at 6:15 am
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  • Hello, 911? There’s this guy in a storm-trooper costume that has been following and mimicking my moves for weeks, please help me.

  • Comment posted by Anonymous on August 15, 2008 at 7:16 am
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  • Are you there, Mr. Lucas? It’s me, Margaret.

  • Comment posted by Jordan Lyall on August 15, 2008 at 8:05 am
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  • Will you take a collect call from ” HiMomItsMeTheConventionIsOverComePickUsUp”?

  • Comment posted by George on August 15, 2008 at 8:12 am
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  • Yes this is Maxwell Smart, but I am in disguise and can not use my shoe. Forget about the caller ID!

  • Comment posted by FourBux on August 15, 2008 at 8:19 am
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  • Hi, mom. We’re having a little trouble getting a cab. Can you ask dad if he’ll come pick us up? No, he won’t be able to miss us.

  • Comment posted by H. Michael Karshis on August 15, 2008 at 8:27 am
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  • Hey, I’m gonna be a little late coming in this morning – the iPhone line at this new Apple store is insanely long…

  • Comment posted by Paul on August 15, 2008 at 9:00 am
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  • Hi, Command Center? Yes, this is TK421…some jerk stole my other uniform and konked me on the head. Fortunately, my quarters were nearby and I was able to change into another uniform.

    Anyway, listen…there’s like 3 or 4 dudes on their way to the detention level with a Wookie. You might want to get there soon.

  • Comment posted by austin on August 15, 2008 at 9:01 am
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  • “If I had pockets I would have brought my cell phone…Yes, I know it costs 50¢ now…no, i didn’t go over well.”

  • Comment posted by Paul on August 15, 2008 at 9:03 am
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  • My number is TK421. (pause) Yeah, for delivery. Uh, we’d like 2 large pizzas with pepperoni and mushroom on both. Hang on a sec…

    Tom…did you say black olives?!?! Okay!

    Yeah, and one with black olives.

  • Comment posted by Paul on August 15, 2008 at 9:08 am
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  • So…what are you wearing…?

  • Comment posted by Ray on August 15, 2008 at 9:27 am
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  • Honey, I think I left my cell phone on the
    table by the door.

  • Comment posted by Jeff on August 15, 2008 at 10:07 am
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  • Yes, yes…tell them the droids we’re looking for aren’t here. here.

  • Comment posted by Ward Andrews on August 15, 2008 at 10:53 am
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  • “Hello, Psychic Hotline? Yeah, so I get this feeling, that everyone is just like me, that I am just one of a million. You know a clone or a sheep or something.”

  • Comment posted by Timichango on August 15, 2008 at 11:06 am
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  • Help computer.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on August 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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  • You forgot to pack the Armor All®.

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on August 15, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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  • “…please deposit 50 cent more for the next 12 parsecs.”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on August 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm
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  • Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Elbonian tech support.

  • Pingback posted by OTB Caption JamTM on August 16, 2008 at 6:52 am
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  • [...] Brainfuel is payin’ interstellar rates. [...]

  • Comment posted by zieglarf on August 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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  • …right behind me! I can’t believe we wore the same thing!

  • Comment posted by xasu on September 6, 2008 at 9:12 pm
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  • {purururuurururururuurrrrr…} oh robo! so this is what they call dialtone? u hear that?

  • Comment posted by Joe blow on September 23, 2008 at 7:56 am
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  • - I think I made a wrong turn! -

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