Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #178

By: B. Burk

B. Burk — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:10:48 +0000

“The test results are in….You ARE NOT the father.”

“I was a thousand percent sure it wasn’t mine Maury. It don’t even look like me.”

By: Mary Fowler

Mary Fowler — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:24:01 +0000

Teaching him to read could be a real challenge!

By: Designkai

Designkai — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:17:40 +0000

Man: If you sign this we will put you as a full time performing penguin here at London Zoo, however the fish per hour will be slightly lower, but you will have a lot more job security and your flow of fish will be far more dependable.

Middle Penguin: It’s a trap!

Left Penguin: Hey, I can totally see my nest from up here.

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 26 May 2008 02:52:48 +0000

Is this you? Did you go online and order this 500 Lbs of fish!?

By: FourBux

FourBux — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:31:19 +0000

Later:
You know, while you were doing the paperwork all I could think about was the way that bald spot stared at me.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:09:21 +0000

Here is my final offer. Three shows a day, two weeks vacation in South America, free medical, annual beak exams, flipper pedicures, a 401K fish account, private living pens and choice of trainers to work with…Okay, can we avoid this strike?

By: Richard Chapman

Richard Chapman — Sat, 24 May 2008 20:18:56 +0000

No Charlie, that’s a King penguin signature. We’re African penguins. You should know that by now. Besides, do you see 5 tons of ice floating in our pool?

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Caption Contest Roundup : bRight & Early — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:40:24 +0000

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By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:17:35 +0000

See, I told you Mary Poppins wasn’t invited.

By: KRis

KRis — Sat, 24 May 2008 04:09:56 +0000

So on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest; How would you rate experience here at sea world?

By: Jonesy

Jonesy — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:58:24 +0000

Ha! He thinks he’s people.

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:28:04 +0000

Yes, I did order ‘Happy Feet’ for tonights movie, see?

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:28:05 +0000

We the future Kings of England…

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:42:34 +0000

And by signing here you agree to our low payments at 8.3% interest over 84months and the Hummer will be yours

By: monkee13

monkee13 — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:40:01 +0000

“Excuse me can I take a few minutes of your time for a survey about the new Windows Vista Operating System”

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:53:11 +0000

Third Penquin: Ya know, I am sick and tired of fish! Can I get a juicy cheeseburger?

Second Penquin: Ooh, Ooh! Me too.