Caption Contest Fridays #175

Posted by Chris Tingom on May 2, 2008 at 1:08 pm.

It’s Friday! Time for a caption contest!


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  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on May 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm
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  • “I’m telling you! I saw Nessie!”

  • Comment posted by elliot on May 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm
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  • Man unseen behind cameraman: Just so you know, we want to record your reaction to our new product. Okay, ready?
    Man in jeans: Sure…BZZZZZZZ…..AHHHH.
    Girl with notepad: How many times do I have to tell you? You have to let them know it is 50,000 volts first before you zap them….lets see that’s 431.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on May 2, 2008 at 2:59 pm
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  • Camera man to guy in t-shirt: Can you swim?

  • Comment posted by timturk on May 2, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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  • “This wire is attached to my brain, comes out of my belly button and is hooked up to to the engine down below there and is also hooked up to a navigational device and I can make this entire boat move with just a thought.”

  • Comment posted by elliot on May 4, 2008 at 10:18 am
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  • Cameraman: “Man, you’re a life saver. I still can’t believe that you can power this camera equipmemt that way.”

    Girl(thinking: (Geez. Where were you last night when the batteries went dead on my….?)

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on May 4, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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  • It was hell.

  • Comment posted by Ruth on May 5, 2008 at 9:33 am
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  • The same swindlers who sold him the new suit sold him the boat. Can’t wait till he boards….

  • Comment posted by elliot on May 6, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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  • Right before that three hour tour:…Some guys rented my boat, they called him Skipper and his skinny dorky friend was called Gilligan. They took a group out for a three hour tour. Let’s see, a rich couple, a professor, an actress and a realy hot chick. Did you happen to catch the weather report? I forgot to check. Very unpredictable this time of year.

  • Comment posted by B. Burk on January 23, 2009 at 9:27 am
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  • “Wow Opie…We had no idea Mayberry got hit this hard by Katrina.”

    “Yeah they found Aunt Bea floating butt-naked with an apron on toting a spatula, but not in her hands. After seeing that I decided to hook my pelvis up to jumper cables and take a dive. Tell my dad I loved him on Matlock.”

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