Caption Contest Fridays #174

Posted by Chris Tingom on April 25, 2008 at 12:00 am.

It’s Friday!


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  • Comment posted by Rob Falconer on April 25, 2008 at 1:40 am
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  • There must be someone we can beat up along soon

  • Comment posted by elliot on April 25, 2008 at 4:50 am
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  • Hello? Yes, Chief. Jackson here from security. I know we are late reporting in. Traffic is a mess, there seems to be a bottle neck.

  • Comment posted by Jordan Lyall on April 25, 2008 at 6:53 am
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  • Gob: [about the fake cops] These guys are pros, Michael. They’re gonna push the tension till the last possible moment before they strip.

    Michael: They’re not going to strip, are they?

    Gob: I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick in.

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian on April 25, 2008 at 10:02 am
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  • Team Russia at pre-event practice for the World Synchronized Drinking Competition.

  • Comment posted by Anonymous on April 25, 2008 at 10:24 am
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  • “From this angle, I should be able to take them all out with one clip.”

  • Comment posted by Andrew on April 25, 2008 at 10:48 am
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  • As part of a program to investigate the psychology of criminals, several policeman are asked to smoke and drink in order to better understand what causes crime.

    The usual response to this exercise is: “Man, if I had to drink this stuff all the time, I’d rob banks too!”

  • Comment posted by JoeDrinker on April 25, 2008 at 10:52 am
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  • How the term “keystone cops” was coined.

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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  • After the fifth round, Billy’s buzz and blurred vision led him to start imagining they were all SIMS.

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on April 25, 2008 at 3:58 pm
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  • “Man, this beats the hell outta do-nuts.”

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on April 25, 2008 at 3:59 pm
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  • Actually, this is progress. They’re not drinking vodka.

  • Comment posted by Maggie Mama on April 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
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  • Blue-collar workers are waiting for their favorite new drinking buddy, Hillary, to show up.

  • Comment posted by Jonesy on April 25, 2008 at 9:03 pm
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  • Who needs medical benefits for psychological therapy?

  • Comment posted by chsw on April 30, 2008 at 9:17 am
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  • “Let’s hang out at a strip club and shoot up a bachelor party.”

    chsw

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