Caption Contest Fridays #169

Posted by Chris Tingom on March 21, 2008 at 12:01 am.

It’s Friday! Enjoy the weekend!


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  • Comment posted by elliot on March 21, 2008 at 5:19 am
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  • Frank about to lose a grip on the situation, questions his co-worker: “Phew!! What did you have for lunch!?”

  • Comment posted by Joe Drinker on March 21, 2008 at 6:44 am
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  • “Seriously Dmitri, this is ridiculous. If you’re going to be a sign guy, you need a ladder. And maybe some new overalls.”

  • Comment posted by Austin on March 21, 2008 at 7:41 am
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  • In Communist Russia, sign hangs you.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on March 21, 2008 at 9:16 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Man Standing: Hey Sonya, let me help you with that.

  • Comment posted by elliot on March 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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  • OMG!!! Did you have to go commando today?

  • Comment posted by Aaron Lee on March 21, 2008 at 10:14 pm
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  • hmmm. looking pretty cute in them jeans.

  • Comment posted by Sunny Thaper on March 22, 2008 at 3:03 am
    Rating: +3 votes
      
  • “Dude I’m telling you, you are taking this ‘Where’s Waldo’ game way too far.”

  • Comment posted by elliot on March 22, 2008 at 10:21 am
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  • I don’t care, drop what you’re doing and get over here!

  • Comment posted by Jim Cowden on March 22, 2008 at 10:41 pm
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  • It’s the Ronco Redneck Wonder ratchet! Just twist an ankle. Lefty loosey, righty tighty! Oh no! That stubborn bolt is rusted in place. This sign is ruined!- Not anymore!
    the Ronco Redneck Wonder ratchet is equipped with 20 amazing toe functions. Simply squeeze the left index toe and the Redneck Wonder ratchet squirts highly concentrated tabacco juice! That bolt hasn’t got a chance! How much would you pay for a ratchet that could do all this? Don’t answer yet- the Redneck Wonder wratchet makes mounds of cole slaw! Now how much would you pay!?! Wait!- We ran the wonder wratchet through 50 consecutive car washes, and look! The water still beads! Call now! operators are standing by!

  • Comment posted by elliot on March 23, 2008 at 10:00 am
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  • Say Ted, did I ever tell you I know about you and my wife?

  • Comment posted by Jonesy on March 23, 2008 at 10:03 am
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  • Slobodan knew that this day would come. The day when all the pain, anguish, and sleepless nights, knowing what his wife and Isaac had been up to. Slobodan had kept telling himself, “let them enjoy their fun, Slobodan will have his day, no worries.” And today was that day. Eternal Peace would be Isaac’s, revenge would belong to Slobodan.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on March 23, 2008 at 10:06 am
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  • Chump with screwdriver: Hey Sergey, what does a White Faced hornet look like?

    @ Jim Cowden: I’m stingy with my votes but it was the “concentrated tabacco juice” that pushed me off the fence.

  • Comment posted by Maggie on March 24, 2008 at 8:02 am
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  • Sometimes you use the screwdriver; sometimes the screwdriver “uses” YOU!

  • Comment posted by Anonymous on April 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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  • To be honest, I can’t dangle you down, your overweight.

  • Comment posted by William Lyon on April 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm
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  • What Michael Jackson’s kid grew up to be

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